practicing your bedroom fantasies on the dining room table.
“I just put a hole in the side of my dining table! Now when my girl comes over, i can show her how table mating works.” *smirk*
by SapphireSteel March 25, 2022
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The most wonderful person in the world. Also signifies the most beautiful person in world. You can’t live with out her
by Sara Matinaga Lover May 21, 2023
Get the Sara Matinaga mug.The disgraceful yet amusing manlet mating ritual occurs when a gaggle of diminutive and desperate manlets meet up in a public place, mostly in front of basketball arenas, strip down to bikinis and high heels, oil each other up and then awkwardly gyrate to Skee-Lo's "I Wish" as they sing along in their high-pitched manletspeak, all the while internally cursing and swearing at the heavens for dooming them to a comical and dwarflike existence constantly marred by the ravages of the merited mortification universally known as manletism.
Hey, why are those cheerleaders dancing around in front of the arena over there - isn't the halftime performance usually enacted inside? Oh, it's just a manlet mating ritual - the silly manlets do it every month. Have the microscopic manlet boys ever attracted any women? Lol, of course not! Short people got no reason. Hahahahaha!
by ManletDepreciator August 22, 2024
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Get the morenong matangkad mug.Bradley Martyn Syndrome is a common condition prevalent among 90% of bodybuilders and gym bros. It manifests in the belief that physical strength alone equates to combat prowess, despite lacking any formal training in martial arts like MMA, Muay Thai or Jiu Jitsu.
The term draws inspiration from Bradley Martyn, an influencer famous for his belief that his 260-pound physique alone qualifies him to defeat any professional fighter weighing 160lbs.
This condition can be harmful to gym bros as It inflates their ego and a false sense of confidence, masking their vulnerability and leaving them not prepared for when push comes to shove.
This phenomenon mirrors the Dunning–Kruger effect, a cognitive bias where individuals with minimal proficiency in a specific domain, such as combat, tend to overestimate their skills.
TL;DR: Bradley Martyn Syndrome: Gym bros are bloated up pussies and lack fighting experience.
The term draws inspiration from Bradley Martyn, an influencer famous for his belief that his 260-pound physique alone qualifies him to defeat any professional fighter weighing 160lbs.
This condition can be harmful to gym bros as It inflates their ego and a false sense of confidence, masking their vulnerability and leaving them not prepared for when push comes to shove.
This phenomenon mirrors the Dunning–Kruger effect, a cognitive bias where individuals with minimal proficiency in a specific domain, such as combat, tend to overestimate their skills.
TL;DR: Bradley Martyn Syndrome: Gym bros are bloated up pussies and lack fighting experience.
260lb Guy: You think you can beat me in a street fight
MMA Guy: Bro I'd snap you in half
260lb Guy: But I'm 260 bro
MMA Guy: (laughs) You got Bradley Martyn Syndrome
MMA Guy: Bro I'd snap you in half
260lb Guy: But I'm 260 bro
MMA Guy: (laughs) You got Bradley Martyn Syndrome
by TeaTreeMD May 3, 2024
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“Did you see Kyle at the bar last night?”
“Yeah, he pulled an Alabama Mating Call on that poor girl — spilled her drink then tried to ‘lick it off’ her leg.”
“Jesus Christ.”
“Yeah, he pulled an Alabama Mating Call on that poor girl — spilled her drink then tried to ‘lick it off’ her leg.”
“Jesus Christ.”
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