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mathochist

Someone who derives happiness from and continues to love math despite the suffering and pain that comes with mathematics. They will cry over math problems and as soon as they solve them, they will smile and continue to the next one, forgetting all the pain that came before.
"I cried for hours over this problem and after I solved it I just smiled and moved on to the next one."
"You're a total mathochist bro."
by OGmathochist October 28, 2022
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Mateo

A large, circular man who bases his personality on Superstore character Mateo. Likely residing in the nearest Shell petrol station, intent on consuming as many calories as humanly possible. His partnership with Sirlinio makes for a devastating duo.
Mateo just ate a whole pack of digestives and is now making a sandwich.
by MeOwnFugginStump December 4, 2022
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Lean Mathematics

The attempting of logical reasoning whilst under the influence of high grade sensi. The subject may be under the illusion s/he can attempt to work out a highly ambitious problem but will often end up forgetting the original problem before working out the solution. In other common cases of Lean Mathematics, highly simple calculations like working out percentages or adding round numbers are often wrongly executed.
i. Shabazz was in licked out of his head in the back of Icky’s M3 and was attempting lean mathematics by trying to figure out how much profit he could make if he bought two 9bars and sold 1.3grams for £10 each. Reason was he wanted his own M3 and it would take him too long with the wage he got working in his fathers newsagents. After 20minutes trying to work it out with the sound of 2pac pumping in the background, he totally forgot what he was thinking about and instead though about what colour he wanted his car in (matt black or ice white).

ii. Mams went into kababworld at 4am and spent 10minutes using lean mathematics to try and work out if he had enough to buy the 3 kababs and 2 nourishments he wanted and got it completely wrong when he got to the till. He didn’t care though as he still had some green left to bun after he’d consumed his munchies
by A MASON November 3, 2010
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Gangster Mathematics

Gangster Mathematics is the act of obtaining wealth as a result of hustling.
Q: where did you get that balllin ass chain?
A: gangster mathematics
by t-wreks November 29, 2010
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Sado-mathocist

Someone who enjoys tormenting others with maths tests, puzzles or trivia.

Often found in maths classes across the spectrum of education -behind and in front of the teacher's desk. The Sado-mathocist can be identified by their half chewed down pencil from an over-indulgent sudoku addiction, graphical calculator with worn down equals button and a generally quiet demeanour, their mind too busy with the possibilities of oncoming numerical torture.
I was about to make it through my morning physics class, until my hangover was interrupted by a sado-mathocist ambushing me with a mechanics question.
by DaveP March 5, 2012
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Georgia Mather-Ives

Georgia Mather-Ives is Very Good Mate And Repects Everyone Around Her, She Is Kind, Beautiful And So Funny. Everyone Loves Her And She Is Big Fan Of One Direction And JLS. She Is A Beautiful Singer And Sings Too Get Things Off Her Mind.
Boy: Wooh
Boy2: What?
Boy: I Want A Georgia Mather-Ives
Boy2: Same Here!
by TheAmazingPeopleHere. April 19, 2012
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Debby Mathers

Eminem psycho Mom. She did drugs, hurt her son and took him to the doctor after. She was mentioned in Eminems song im sorry momma
Your crazy, debby mathers lookin ass boii
by Dodo November 29, 2016
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