The phenomenon where Bernie Sanders is
actually winning despite being behind in the polls and losing every election. If you add how much birds like him, subtract the super delegates, and multiply it by the amount of energy he has, he secretly has enough delegate support to be President. The Lamestream Media just isn't telling you.
actually winning despite being behind in the polls and losing every election. If you add how much birds like him, subtract the super delegates, and multiply it by the amount of energy he has, he secretly has enough delegate support to be President. The Lamestream Media just isn't telling you.
All my friends are voting for him, so he has to win!
Dude. That's Bernie Math. He has four delegates.
Dude. That's Bernie Math. He has four delegates.
by John_Garza89 August 28, 2019
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Get the Math Test mug.Misty Christy does meth math: "square root of (good + evil) is positive, but if it's minus negative, so if you cancel out evil, you get me, that means I'm god. QED. See Mondo? I just proved that I'm god, mathematically, how cool is that. I'm god."
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Get the meth math mug.The fuzzy-and-funny logic used by female digital natives (who proudly boast about not being born or blessed with the “math gene”) to rationalize why they are getting a pretty good deal as far as their time, money, and convenience are concerned, compared to those who think or act differently from them.
“Girl math” may debatably be likened to the female equivalent of Yogi-isms or Yogi Berra’s “aphorisms.”
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Get the Girl Math mug.A phrase used to simplify 2+2=4 4-1=3 used by Big Shaq (the one and only) in his one (and only) song, Man's Not Hot.
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Get the Quick Maths mug.A time in ones life that may come more often for some than others. This "Zone" is a frenzy of the mathical kind. During ones "Math Zone" the person is confident with their math abilities and even ENJOYS math. Nerds are prone to this "Zone".
Person 1: "Hey can you ask such and such for his ruler?"
Person 2: "Don't bother man, he's in his math zone"
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Get the Math Zone mug.Someone that tries to combine checks at dinner and in the end makes a profit because no one else knows what happened or what logic he used to combine the checks.
Stuart-"we need separate checks"
Separate checks come. We all get money together for separate checks
Andy-"no no no, Im gonna combine all of these checks and include the tip so just give me all of yalls money and I'll do the rest."
Zach-"put those f'ing checks down Andy, no one trusts your Marco math"
Separate checks come. We all get money together for separate checks
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