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manion

1. A disgusting, vile creature capable and willing to perform sexual intercourse on any orifice small enough to provide friction for a notoriously small penis. Can be used as a verb or a noun.

2. An extreme case of acne. Individuals with Manion Acne are typically reviled by God and should be avoided; exposure to pus excreted from the acne of these individuals can cause syphilis, contamination of the soul, impotence, and blindness.

3. A foul smelling creature.
1. n. Wow, I can't believe that guy fucked a dead possum...I mean, really, what a manion!
v. Did you hear Billy's going to prison? Apparently he manioned his 8 year old sister.

2. Stay away from Mike, he's got bad case of manion.

3. Jesus, I bet you could smell that manion from outer space.
by Bobby the Bull January 8, 2009
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marilyn manson

complete twat, but likes squirrel eyes..
like the guy from orgy wtih more history and a journalism degree...
by Kurt Cobains Guns N Ammo. November 18, 2004
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Manpons

Like tampons but made for men when they are "men"struating. They place them up their arse for about 3 weeks out of 4. Makes them feel more confident and can get on with tasks such as roller blading, wind surfing and the like. Manpons do not stop men from being grumpy though.
Girl: "FFS, are you STILL on your period, you are soooo grumpy"
Boy: Yeah, so what??
Girl: I'd better go and get you some Manpons then. You can then go roller blading for a bit and cheer the fuck up"
by Unbearable Muriel January 25, 2011
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mansonite

Someone who thinks they are goth, but in fact are just as mainstream as preps. They only listen to Marilyn Manson, Korn, etc and no real hardcore bands.
Mansonites are only a step above posers
by Kitty August 21, 2003
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Marilyn Manson

A band that peaked in the 90's with some truly brilliant music, made an alright 4th album, then went to hell with "Eat Me Drink Me," and has since disappeared from the public due to the "look at me do cocaine and bitch about my ex girlfriends" attitude that has replaced all the great image and lyrical creativity that was Marilyn Manson (the front man.) This refers solely to Manson himself, and not great musicians that currently write and tour with him. Please come back Manson.
Me: Have you ever listened to Marilyn Manson?

Acquaintance: Like, the Beautiful People?

Me: No. Go listen to songs like Reflecting God, 1996, Fuck it, just listen to the obscure shit!!
by dicknugget October 25, 2011
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Marilyn Manson

1)someone who removes their own ribs to suck their own cock
2)a crappy recording artist
3)someone who would put their balls on a bald mans head
4)Albino
by The Snowman February 4, 2005
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manpons

when a dude gets his meriod (man period) he puts in a manpon. yes they do exist
Guy 1: " dude are you on your meriod or something? put in one of ur fricking manpons"
Guy 2: "stfu"
by kaseyworthmeyer May 31, 2015
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