manglified

to be very drunk or intoxicated

jesus, i was manglified last night

by Jamie Cullinane January 8, 2007

Mango Cap

The act of taking the foreskin of one girl's vagina, and putting it over the head of another girl.

Girl 1: Wow! You were amazing last night!

Girl 2: You were too! I can't believe your parents didn't hear us when we did the mango cap.

by DAdrian April 8, 2012

Manginapocalypse

The ever-accelerating pandemic that is overly-affectionate, under-masculine, all-round needy and obsessive men.

The turn tide whereby women have assumed a detached, casual approach to relationships, leaving men susceptible to high levels of discarded estrogen and emotion; the domino affect of such an imbalance results in the widespread infection of almost all men in the modern-day woman's life.

Mandy: "Why are all the men in my life acting like little bitches?!"

Sandy: "Your lady-balls are too big. Best watch the notebook and cry about nothing before we have a full-scale manginapocalypse on our hands."

by Lou135 November 9, 2012

mango catcher

A pocketbook that is so large you can catch mangos with it.

Girl1 - Hey how do you like my new pocketbook. I got it on sale.

Girl2 - Damn girl, that thing's a mango catcher.

by Jackpipe February 15, 2014

manginaterian

homosexual vegetarian

did you know frank is a manginaterian? yup, all he eats is cock.

by harry clyde torus May 14, 2015

mango surprise

Having someone fall fast asleep then surprising them in the morning with a mango in their anus

Chris fell asleep at Derek's house and was delighted by the mango surprise Derek had given him

by The mango bandit July 18, 2015

mangaism

When a man sees something so cool he gets excited

I seen that bad ass truck and had a mangaism

by LL COOL CRANE August 1, 2016