Magoo

A fire, goofy friend

Haley and Mat are magoos.

by Matotosh May 13, 2023

MaroonPie

MaroonPie often referred to as "Maroon" is a name that is made out of a text generator. Scientists don't know why they thought the name sounded good. In fact, studies show that they very often question the existence of their name.

"Why am I named MaroonPie?"
"In what world does the user MaroonPie make any sense?"

by VeraBuum June 5, 2023

maroon football

When an aggie tried brown town for the first time!

Can you believe that girl let me maroon football her!

by Be@rfucker August 14, 2023

maroon football

When a male aggie penetrates a females butthole for the first time!

I still can’t believe that she let me maroon football her after the game last night! It was messy

by Be@rfucker August 14, 2023

maroon football

The color of an aggie girls butthole after a long game of hide the weiner!

Did you see the color of my sisters butthole last night?!? It wasn’t anything like those shitty UT cheer uniforms, it resembled more of a maroon football!

by Be@rfucker August 14, 2023

Magooist

Anyone who's world is a foot in front of them, oblivious to the chaos around them. The near-sighted Mr. Magoo was a cartoon character who only cared about what was just in front of him and created havoc in his path! People walking around staring at their cellphones are good examples of this.

He is such a magooist, walking around with his head buried in his phone!

by BasebalDave September 4, 2023

Maroon Splatoon

Period blood stain. Usually accidental

My period came at work and I soiled my bottoms, I had a Maroon Splatoon

by BookofKane January 8, 2024