USA Magnited States of America

A magical land, where you are free to do whatever you want. This means you are FREE to text in a THE-A-TER.

Texter: "I was using my PHOONE as a FLASHLIGHT to get to my fuckin' seat. So EXCUSE ME for using MY phone in USA MAGNITED STATES of America where yer-you are FREE to TEXT in a THE-A-TER!"
Alamo Drafthouse: "lol u mad?"

by Ryan Ebson December 10, 2011

Maria Magdalena

She has a small group of really close friends and loves them all. She's not fake.
Even though sometimes she can be a bit mean when she speaks her mind, she always has the best at heart.

Im in love with maria, she's my addiction

Maria will haunt your dreams and will stay in your mind forever.

Hey this is the girl im talking about her name is Maria Magdalena.

by Random girl lolo March 2, 2020

Magnus Carlsen

The current chess World Champion and the biggest brain in the chess world who nobody can compete with. Fun fact: his first name is actually Sven (like Pewdiepie's legendary dog) but his parents call him Magnus and so does everybody else!

"Did you see Magnus Carlsen's game against Nakamura?! That was an amazing queen sacrifice!!"

by ChessLegend December 4, 2020

Ash magnet

(n) A person who attracts potheads/smokers. In a social scene, it can refer to the person that lights everyone else up and turns up too hard every time. They often are too smacked to remember anything the next day, but knows their night was lit.

"Do you know Cole? He's such a fuckin' ash magnet."
"Word bruh, those thots literally swarm him for his bogies"

by yung_omlet February 7, 2015

the magic words

"Please", "Thank you", and "Step-off Bitch"

Never forget to use the magic words

by RockLucker69 May 22, 2016

The magic School bus.

A fictional show that's been around for awhile. The show is basically about a teacher with hair at least 10 feet and students that practically live on a magical school bus. What I mean is that the kids and the teacher Mrs.Frizzle only stay in the classroom for like 30 seconds and then they leave on the bus. They usually go in people, plants, etc. It's kinda like my bus with their conversations.

ON THE MAGIC SCHOOL BUS.!!!!!!!!!!!!! WoOoOoO

by OofBanana January 4, 2019

magic shit

To excrete without leaving a trace in your anal area; continuing to wipe but failing to find any traces of shit. Believed to occur when a turd is released at a rate of knots. The most economic and fulfilling shits ever.

Varients: Ghost shit, phantom shit.

"I just had a magic shit"
"What's a magic shit?"
"I didn't have to wipe, it came out so fast!".

by Ritchie May 1, 2004