MILFF

Mother I'd like to friend on Facebook. Used when describing an attractive older woman who you're not quite ready to have an intimate relationship with.

"Have you seen Johnny's mom?"
"Dude! She's a MILFF!"

by frank_attack August 7, 2009

MILF

Mum id like 2 fuck

From the movie, AMERICAN PIE.
A hot mum who evry guy wants 2 shag basically!

Woahhhh!! She is such a MILF!!!!

by Tanya-xx April 21, 2006

MILF money

Disposable Visa gift cards used for the sole purpose of buying porn on the internet and not having Cornhole.com show up on your credit card statement.

<< Hey dude, you accidentally threw away your credit card.
>> Don't sweat it bro, that's just some used up MILF money!

by Mr. Softey February 4, 2009

Militant MILF

This is a chavette who has a child, or multiple children, that is militant in the way she goes about finding a man and trapping him! Usually only 16, and having already eaten the child/childrens father alive, they are the most dangerous of preditors! Beware, the is a Militant MILF near you!

When a Militant MILF finds her pray (usually rich, old and demented), she does her best to become inpregnated by him to ensure her and her fatherless kids have a long, happy existance, with him and his wallet.

by Jesus Whipp July 24, 2006

MILF

Mother i would like, or love, to fuck.

Look at Williams girlfriend, shes a total MILF.

by huntersapussy February 25, 2011

Milf Oil

Any alcoholic beverage that can be used to get a MILF in the mood. The preferred brands are Grey Goose, Patron, and anything used to make a "girly drink".

Man, I'm going to head to the bar and get her some Milf Oil.

by 00Dave October 1, 2011

milf

mother I'd like (to) fuck

John: Mariska Hargitay?

Brian: Damn she a milf.

by slxnt_ May 11, 2014