One Armed Mexican Bandit

When one pleasures themselves with a sprinkling of chilli sauce on the hand.

I had a great One armed Mexican bandit last night. Might have used too much chilli though my cock's still glowing!

by Buuung November 20, 2014

Going to Mexico

Absurdly popular expression among car Youtubers who drag race on streets (do pulls). The myth is that mexican roads are not regulated by police, so you can go as fast as you want without being pulled over. When drivers want to race on regular roads and film themselves, they say they're "Going to Mexico" so that no cop can use the vid as evidence of speeding. Apparently, this prevents them from the evidence being used against them.

"GUYS I GOT THIS NEW VAPID BULIT WITH QUAD TURBO SWAP, TRIPLE SUPERCHARGERS AND A CARBON FIBER PULLEY WE'RE GONNA RACE IT AGAINST MY FRIEND'S SHIVIQ SRT BIG TURBINO. GOING TO MEXICO, PLEASE SUBSCRIBE WE'RE ALMOST AT 10 SUBS"

by HellaSweetGroyper April 29, 2022

White Mexican

A light skinned Mexican with yellow or pink undertones and dominant European features. Might have one semi mixed parent, but the other parent is a pure white Mexican, Criollo or Spanish. A white Mexican is also known as a Castizo Mexican, who resembles a pure white European, and might have very little, hidden Indian mix. White Mexicans are lighter than Mestizos and have long narrow heads, smaller facial features and have sharp noses. White Mexicans might have lighter eyes, but not always.

White Mexican women can usually get away with light colored hair, because it compliments their European features.

Most Mexican nationals prefer White Mexicans because there is a underlying racist attitude towards dark Mestizo and Indian people within the Mexican nation.

mexican girl: My cousin dyed her hair a really light brown/blonde
mexican girl #2: but it looks good, you can't tell its not her real color
mexican girl: yeah, she is a White Mexican, and looks like a European anyway.

by closeyurlegsperusmellslikefish October 28, 2013

Ron Mexico Experience

Finding out that your partner just gave you the herp (or any other std).

Bill: Dude, I just had a Ron Mexico experience last night.
Ted: What happened?
Bill: I tried pranking Virginia with an alaskan snow dragon but she just swallowed and said "I've got it too."

by Pure JD May 5, 2005

mexifornia

Nickname for the U.S state of California because of the heavy Mexican influence especially in Southern California.

Mexifornia es muy bueno

by Jersey Kid May 3, 2008

Mexican Ho-Down

This is performed when a female, generally a mexican, farts a pile of cocaine into one's nose.

Sarah: I just gave billy the mexican ho-down, and now my asshole is numb.

by criminalbmx January 20, 2008

self-loathing mexican

A Mexican who dislikes himself (for being Mexican) other Mexicans and their ways. Will often make fun of and ridicule other Mexicans.

Mexican: Mexicans suck, man. White power.

Friend: Jose, you are one self-loathing Mexican!

by beansandbrie June 13, 2008