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meat bolus

relating to oral sex; the act of oral sex in place of intercourse when there is little or no time for the real deal.
Melissa often felt there was not enough time in her busy schedule for sex, but she always had time for a good meat bolus.
by Mr. Pickles33 April 3, 2010
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Meat Rage

A state of increased anger as a result of high meat and/or protein shake intake.
Symptoms include dismantling cars aggressively, threatening colleges, erratic driving, total disregard for the safety of themselves and others, general un-provoked hostility towards upstanding members of the public, a 'glazed' and often distant expression in their eyes (this is generally regarded as a precursor to a meat rage attack) and spending more than 4 hours per day working out (studies show that working out can dramatically reduce the onset of meat rage for a short period of time post-workout, long periods between workouts is when a suffer is most likely to show symptoms).

People suffering from prolonged episodes of meat rage will often acquire other serious mental illnesses, such as a severely inflated ego.
Examples of meat rage can be found in most places of work, additionally any film starring Jean Claude Van Damme.
by BeefSteve April 29, 2011
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Meat and Beat Talk

A way in which men communicate with each other when not in the presence of females.

Covering topics such as but not limited to: jerking off, taking a shit, squirting competitions, etc, etc...
Randy and I had a fulfilling meat and beat talk this evening.

We had a lively discussion covering the advantages and disadvantages of jerking off into a sock before bedtime.
by ravenwood2011 October 20, 2011
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meat hawg

A meat like spear shaped penis that pulsates and twitches, leaving the gash destroyed and damaged.
Hey that girl really felt the Meat Hawg last night didn't she?
by Tweaker ron January 22, 2014
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meat clackers

Chip's girlfriend kicked him right in his meat clackers.
by ThatShiKrey January 25, 2015
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meat duck

Someone of the duck.. also a really good cuddle object (soft and squishy)
Guy: wanna cuddle

Girl: nah I gotta meat duck.
by Yuopi January 30, 2017
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meany beany

A person who is very mean, no hat required.
Stop making fun of me! You're such a meany beany!
by meany beany February 21, 2018
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