Dirty Matthew

A Dirty Matthew is when you give a girl the gift of a Dick In A Box adressed:

To: (Her)
From: God.
Matthew may mean "Gift of God" but God's real Gift is a Dirty Matthew.
by MacJacMcCoy May 01, 2020
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Matthew Borg

Chuck Norris' true name. Rumours say that if you were to know Chuck Norris' true name, your mind would collapse upon itself.
No one dares to call Chuck Norris by his true name, Matthew Borg.
by the_professor_ December 26, 2011
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Clay Matthews

A linebacker for the Green Bay Packers. After only two seasons of professional playing, he has been selected to the Pro-Bowl twice. Wearing #52, Matthews is known for his ability to completely destroy opposing quarterbacks and consume their souls, a practice frequently referred to as a claymaker. Also very muscular and considered extremely attractive.
When the bogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Clay Matthews.
by PTP1 January 20, 2011
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Matthew Perrydox

When celebrities are referenced in one part of a fictional work, and then appear in another. Best known for Matthew Perry in the West Wing, who was referenced as a famous actor in one episode, and then guest starred as someone else in another.
The fact that Donna knew who Matthew Perry was, but didn't think Joe Quincy looked like him is a Matthew Perrydox.
by Donna Moss December 18, 2010
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Matthew Borg

Chuck Norris can count to negative infinity." Do you mean, "Matthew Borg can count to negative infinity?
by The_professor_ June 24, 2010
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Matthew Effect

The Matthew Effect is a series of academically questionable actions preformed by a student in order to achieve a letter grade of a B or higher in his/her classes. Examples include, but are not limited to: Purposefully submitting corrupted files for grading, completing assignments weeks after the assigned due date, and outright forgetting the assignment in question even existed.
Friend 1: Hey, what grade did you get on the Chapter 23 notes?
Friend 2: I got an A, but I never turned them in.
Friend 1: How?
Friend 2: The Matthew Effect.
by Renark251 May 13, 2020
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Auston Matthews

The man who saved the great Maple Leaf from inevitable extinction.
That Auston Matthews kid is something else, eh?
by MacDaddyy April 18, 2017
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