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Matthew Borg 

Chuck Norris' true name. Rumours say that if you were to know Chuck Norris' true name, your mind would collapse upon itself.

No one dares to call Chuck Norris by his true name, Matthew Borg.

Matthew Borg by the_professor_ December 28, 2011

Matthew Borg 

The best at everything. Better known as Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can count to negative infinity." Do you mean, "Matthew Borg can count to negative infinity?

Matthew Borg by The_professor_ June 27, 2010