Left Lobing

The act of stroking one's left ear lobe while making eye contact with a cute member of the opposite sex. Touching the soft folds of the left ear lobe evokes a casual eroticism sadly lacking from the more commonly used blatant across-the-bar stare.

OMG, dude, she is totally Left Lobing you!

by slabbinpits February 12, 2012

Boing Loing

Slaping a girl with your sack as fast as you can. Up and down. Side to side.

I was pissed at at my girl friend so, I boing loinged her.

by The Retard October 15, 2012

Clock Locking

The illusion of time going incredibly slow generally caused by locking eye contact with a clock.

Sophie: "Seriously, this has been the slowest hour of my life"
Rob: "Stop clock locking yourself"

by trebortron June 5, 2013

Legit loling

To laugh IRL at something online. More descriptive and factual than typing lol, lulz, lmao, hahaha, etc to tell people you look like a moron chuckling at your device in public.

Happy: "did you see that meme I made of AJ?"
Red: "that shit was priceless. I'm legit loling at work"

by WookieCookie September 19, 2014

gauge locking

Putting sometype of lock into someone's gauge earrings. Tip: best targets are people at Hot Topic.

Josh went gauge locking yesterday, he bolted as soon as somebody realized.

by GetCurvd May 14, 2015

The Loin Cloth

To drape a soft fabric across your legs, during masturbation, just enough that it will tickle your testicles while masterbating.

Richy did The Loin Cloth last night, it changed his life.

by BMacDaddy June 3, 2015

smack loin

to beat your penis

Lamar and Amir smack loin together when they got home from school.

by Dickie tights October 23, 2017