Lance Locsin

Hes great at almost every sport there is in the planet, but mostly football (soccer). He is very family oriented. He is very smart and good to be with a girl who plays football, mostly the ones that are mature. He also is a straight A+ student.

Aroan: Have you seen the guy with the name locsin in his jersey? Hes so good at football.
David: I know dude, I feel like she likes a girl. idk her tho....
Aroan: I want to be him dude.

David: I stalked him his name is lance locsin

by messi0912 September 28, 2018

Lance Boyer

Yo lance boyer is a lit as bitch. period. no questions. Just a crazy motherfucker that brings a party anywhere

Yo let's pull a lance boyer up in here

by ItssYeBoiii October 19, 2018

Lance

This mother fucker wont stop being a try-hard in COD zombies, and everything he does.

Lance wont stop being a try-hard at fortnite and its pissing me off
Lance is actually a god when it comes to COD zombies.
YOOOOO, Lance just got the platinum trophy for Call of Duty Blacks ops 4

by lololol99999 December 11, 2018

LanceSmallDick

Noun: LanceSmallDick is his very small Lima bean lookin ass dick. XanderDick is way bigger and erect.

LanceSmallDick is a Lima bean.

by Xavier Xan December 19, 2018

Lance

Is a potato and causes all your problems. He is a very humorless guy and loves to bake but always burns the house down.

“ Lance! I smell smoke! Are you cooking again!?”

by ThouShallNeverKnow January 29, 2019

Lance

Georgia loves Lance!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Georgia: I love lance

by ahxjjandns February 20, 2019

Lance

A little shit that never gets off of video games, and will most likely die alone. He is the son of an epic whore and is rude all of the time.

Kid:Hey Lance! Wanna go to the pool?

Lance if that requires going outside and socializing. NO I wanna play fOrTnItE!!! *crys*

by Sucmytomatoe March 13, 2019