live oak high

A factory for turning out defective people. More fucked up people graduated from here than any other high school in America. I cannot say enough bad things about this Morgan Hill Shithole. Die motherfuckers, just fuckin' die.

Of course, things could have been worse, you could have gone to Gilroy high.

by Charles Dallam V.S.O.P. September 12, 2004

livejasmin.com

A site where women go on webcams and tease men with there bodies, and if the men sign up to the site, they can the the woman's "private show," where they pay tips to see the dance seductively, flash their breasts, and masturbate.

Guy 1: Hey man, let's go on stickam and see if we can get girls to flash us!

Guy 2: No way man! Let's go to Livejasmin.com, because there are wayyy more titties there.

by breaststhesizeofwalnuts April 3, 2010

eat shit and live

eat shit and live.. that way you have to taste it.
just another pleasantry for the people you care most about.

Eat shit and live, you vegan waste of space...

by butthead May 21, 2006

We'll do it live

Proof that Bill O'Reilly is a jackass.

"WE'LL DO IT LIVE!! FUCK IT!! I'LL WRITE IT AND WE'LL DO IT LIVE!! FUCKING THING SUCKS!!!................ Thanks for watching, I'm Bill O'Reilly.

by IhateO'reilly January 2, 2010

LiveJournal

- Once a popular on-line blogging/journaling site, where one could find interesting and stimulating conversation with people from all over the world. Now, everyone and their Mother's dog has a LiveJournal, and most of them only use their accounts to post ignorant-ass bullshit, surveys, meme results, quizzes, annoying rants, inside jokes, and cryptic shit only they, and the 5 people on their friend's list understand.

- A place where you can play 'electronic wargames' with people you're too chickenshit to face in person. Also known as 'Hiding behind teh interweb'. On LiveJournal, you can 'unfriend' someone, which lets them know just how much you hate them, and want them to die.

- Home of all together too much fucking drama.

- Home of all together too many fucking trolls.

troll, drama, LJ, unfriend, blog, chickenshit.

Gaaah, uuhhh...not knowing I cannot say with an accustomed degree of accuacy, and not wishing to deviate what is strict truth, I must decline to answer, for your ticanic intellect is far too copius for my benign understanding. That person was probably not the least non uninteligent organic life form it's been my extreme lack of dipleasure not having been able to avoid meeting. Oh I wish I were an Oscar Meyer wiener. Tell him about the twinky. And all the hoos down in hooville won the lottery as the seas turned a particularly interesting shade of pink. Peace on earth good will towards...Auqualung my friend. I've decided to relocate to Pleasent Valley 26809 so as to leave it to Beaver. I will survive 'cause it's raining men......halleluia!
More to come? Uhhhh......

WTF. Why do you even have a LiveJournal, you n00b. You suck at Teh Interweb!!!!##@@!@@ I'm unfriending you. Die plz, you troll.

by goldtoofblingbling November 6, 2004

livedaily

Hugely popular message board, mostly for music, with seperate forums for all sorts of topics. Site of what is probably the only active Backstreet Boys forum in existence.

I <3 LiveDaily and all its drama.

by Jessica March 7, 2005

live for five

The act of a girl having sex with 5 other guys.

Nigga...this bitch said she gonna get live for five!?!

by KaylaMarie41 April 25, 2008