Lincoln

A lincoln is when you shave your pubes and then ejaculate in the girls face then throw on your pubes so it looks like abe lincolns beard.

man i gave that bitch a lincoln

by Ryan haagensen September 25, 2007

Linus

(v) To expend enormous amounts of time and/or resources to achieve something clearly not worth the time/resources expended.

Credit (I did come up with this): polymerizedrecords on The WORST CPU Cooler EVER – Sketchy Heatsinks Ep2 By linustechtips

"hey man, stop linusing!"
"my girlfriend linused so much yesterday"

by LazyNoNos May 2, 2017

Abraham Lincoln

The sixteenth president of the United States of America, and in this author's opinion a great example of what America is supposed to be about. A strong leader during a time of crisis, he helped to secure the rights of life, liberty, property, and the pursuit of happiness for those who had never known any of these before. His work in starting the Reconstruction was such that not even his successor (and one of the worst presidents the US ever had, in the author's opinion), Andrew Johnson, could reverse it. A leader of a caliber that not even some of the original Founding Fathers could match. America needs more politicians like him, who know what it means to lead a free country.

Abraham Lincoln. America needs more like "Honest Abe".

by Kirk0007 August 3, 2009

Linux Zealot

Someone who thinks they are so 1337 because they use Linux and claim to hate Windows, and fail to admit that it is just as bug-ridden and has an ugly GUI to boot. Most don't even know how to use it!

Alberto is such a fuckin Linux Zealot, but he can't even run most of his programs!

by Chernorizets Hrabr November 8, 2004

Linux

Linux is a free operating system like free UNIXes. The most popular is Ubuntu(still), yet the even more stable Memphis Linux is what you really should have. The Russians and Chinese prefer Linux over Windows all the time. Most servers is either Ubuntu Server or CentOS. The WWW runs 60% Linux servers, because less viruses.

The most stable Linux ever created is usually always Slackware, yet no one heard of it (distro created back in 1994)

UNIX is obsolete in comparison.

Easier to operate than 2 years ago.

Person 1: I run Ubuntu Linux Server for my web server
Person 2: I run Cent OS, because its a free Red Hat Enterprise Linux OS.
Person 3: I'm a hardcore Linux user and I run Memphis Linux

by hellads2 November 12, 2010

Lincoln Double Funnel

The act of doing a keg stand while simultaneously consuming alcoholic beverages anally through a funnel. This is often done at college parties, primarily where members of Greek houses are present.

Shit bro, I got so fucked up last night... I did the Lincoln Double Funnel and was gone for the rest of the night!

by Joe's Younger Cousin June 5, 2011

Lincoln Tunnel

A sexual act by two partners in which they both spread their ass cheeks and put there asshole together to exchange feces. This is usually followed by the two partners playing with the extra feces.

I heard you're into fetishes, maybe we should try the Lincoln Tunnel.

by Lincoln Tunnel May 10, 2014