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Liberalism

A liberal is someone who supports - liberty, individual rights, market economy, utilitarianism, limited government, individualism and natural law.

Liberalism has two/three main variants - Classical Liberalism, Social Liberalism, Ordoliberalism (Also National Liberalism, Economic Liberalism and Cultural Liberalism - Not proper ideologies that are describing certain liberal view on an issue)

However, thanks to political illiteracy, Liberalism is now being used synonymously with Socialism, Communism, Progressivism etc. Core value of Liberalism is individual liberty, Liberals dont infringe on rights of the individual.

Also a bummer, Democrats arent Liberals.
Bashing
1. Conservative: "Fucking liberals and their limitation of rights"
2. Socialist: "Fucking liberals and their market"
3. Communist: "Fucking liberal imperialists"
4. Communist Alt: "Fucking Neoliberals"
5. Conservative Alt: "Fucking Neoliberal World Order"
6. Social Democrat: "Liberalism has ruined our economy!"
by CaneHill August 11, 2019
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what in the liberal fuck is a #Ruthkanda
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The educated, intelligent, free-thinking people of society. As well as the ones with the morals and hearts... The ones who care for their fellow human beings over money or objects. The ones who want and fight for equal rights. The ones who question authority. The ones who keep the environment from being destroyed by humans. The ones who want peace and love over war. The ones with brains. The ones who hate Tucker Carlson, as everyone should. Basically, the ones holding society up today.
Liberals are the best thing that happened to this world.
by A great mind... October 17, 2020
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White people who deign to speak for non-whites. Also, men who deign to speak for women.
The coach almost lost his job after naively thinking he was offering a compliment by saying that he thought black football players ran really fast. Oddly, his comments weren't denounced by blacks but by liberal whites, showing that despite the fact they believe blacks don't get enough respect in the modern world, they also believe that blacks aren't competent enough to voice their own opinions on such important issues and so must do it for them.
by FigurinOutLife October 27, 2005
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1. One who believes in "Freedom FROM Religion", rather than realizing that the Constitution says "Freedom of Religion".
2. One who demands students or teachers who are seen praying at school to be punished.
3. A person who hates anything in reference to Christianity, traditional family structure, God Bless America, and the support of George W. Bush and the military troops being in Iraq.
4. A person who promotes freedom of speech and open-mindedness, but are closed-minded and intolerant of those who don't see their point of view or support their far-leftist ideas and agendas.
5. One who believes that all Republicans are either Southern or Midwestern Rednecks, OR, they are rich business people, CEOs, and professionals with high-paying jobs (see also yuppies).
6. Somebody who accuses Republicans of being racist bigots, even though there are millions of minority members in the Republican Party.
I was challenged by a liberal one day for my Christian faith when he saw me praying out in public. He criticized me and claimed I was forcing my religion on him even though I said I was just practicing my freedom of religion, whereupon I also let him know that I didn't expect him to follow my Baptist faith, but he just yelled out at me "REDNECK! REDNECK! YOU FUCKING WARMONGERING, GAY-BASHING, BIBLE-BEATING,CHRISTIAN REDNECK!!!" I said nothing, and then noticed everyone telling him to "Shut the Hell up!"
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Someone who is out of touch and stuck in the 1960s.
Look at this old pot smoking hippie with a Obama sticker on his Harley Davidson motorcycle - he is just an out of touch liberal
by kyster23 May 17, 2011
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1. Any individual unwilling to accept the notion that with great success there must also come great failure.

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2. Any individual that would rather settle for mediocrity than strive for greatness.

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3. Individuals unwilling to challenge themselves outside of their comfort zone, who spend their lives dedicated to maintaining course on the path of least resistance, so motivated at this pursuit they will resort to common thievery to support the practice; but only after dressing the practice up as "reallocation of resources," or "capitalism with a conscience," thereby making others feel guilty for not helping to perpetuate the acceptance of the path of least resistance.

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4. Lazy asshole; a coward.
1. Jimmy doesn't want to have to work too hard to make anything of himself, he's afraid of failure. Jimmy is a liberal.

2. Jimmy doesn't want to have to work too hard to make anything of himself, he's afraid of failure. Therefore he believes in high taxes on the successful so he won't feel insecure about his lack of success. Jimmy is a liberal.

3. Jimmy doesn't want to have to work too hard to make anything of himself, he's afraid of failure. Therefore he believes in high taxes on the successful to provide him with an easy government job paying between $40,000-$60,000 a year so he won't have to think or work too hard during the day but still be provided the money to buy an X-box and a car. As a result, he can still play video games in his spare time and have enough cash to take females out to dinner and possibly find one that will have sex with him. This way he won't feel insecure about his lack of success. But since others will eventually catch on to his game and realize Jimmy is simply taking the easy way out, he must coin a new phrase for the events taking place, such as the "reallocation of resources," or "capitalism with a conscience." Now he can guilt his fellow citizens into providing him a thoughtless 9-5 job by pretending to care about those that actually had disadvantages growing up. Jimmy is a liberal.

4. Jimmy is a lazy asshole. Jimmy is a coward. Jimmy is a liberal.
by An Untread upon American October 16, 2009
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