Moon Landing

For many reasons it is the most memorable scientific achievement of Humanity that sparked an ever growing fire of passion for the grand beyond,the final frontier,the last expedition.Many believe it's fake but they can eat a toilet filled to the brim with shit and piss.

Nick:"The Moon Landing makes me hard."
Calvin:"Same."

by Why my pp small bruh bruh June 7, 2020

all ladies are bisexual day

On the 3rd of October, it will be all ladies are bisexual day!

Hey! Do you know it's all ladies are bisexual day tomorrow?

by sike got u back October 2, 2020

Moon Landing

A form of prank executed in male locker rooms where one individual, while they have their bare ass out, jumps and tries to land their ass as high as they can on the unsuspecting individual. Bonus points awarded for making it to their head, but points subtracted if said person is of a shorter stature.

Jake: Damn, Bryan hit me with a moon landing on my head earlier in the locker room today.
Chris: Yeah, but you're like 5'8 so that's not really all that impressive.

by Doctor Shroinkenberg April 28, 2021

Dirty Landis

A Dirty Landis is when you grab a pickle and put a hole in it with a drill and nut inside it and then drink your nut filled pickle.

I gave my girlfriend a Dirty Landis last night, her breath smelled amazing!

by Tennoheikabanzai66 April 29, 2021

osoma bin ladin

Some terrorist who looks like an african sheep-goat breed with skin and has the eye of the illuminati.

Son: Is that an Osoma Bin Ladin?
Dad: Nope, that is just YOUR MUM!!

by kjsdfrisue March 7, 2017

overshot the landing

When you are trying to dose out your medicinal cannabis and you take too much.

"I physically can't get off the couch, I was taking my meds and I overshot the landing."

by Halloweenie06 October 24, 2017

Logging on my landing

Dropping a deuce on a someone else’s personal toilet.

Why are you logging on my landing? Go drop a deuce at your house.

by Dr. Sir Ka October 16, 2019