Got all your lamps in one submarine

Euphemistic way of calling someone gay. Originates from a MAD TV sketch "Midnight Golfer"

Phil: Roger, I think that you've got all your lamps in one submarine!

Roger: What'd you say to me?!

Phil: I said you've got all your lamps in one submarine...?

Roger: You callin' me gay?!

by Midnight Golfer February 24, 2024

lava lamp

(verb) When you have to poo so bad but, then all of the sudden, you don’t have to anymore (because it went back to the top like a lava lamp).

Hey Kelly, there’s a Port-a-Potty! Didn’t you have to go to the bathroom?

Gross Don! I’d rather lava lamp it.

by #HodgePodgeLA April 1, 2021

lampe

A person who puts vegan whipped cream on fucking *everything*

Luke was such a lampe with the whipped cream last night eh

by trader-joe July 27, 2025

lamp

cool

that car is so lamp!
hanging out with doug is lamp!

by jizcalifuh June 3, 2022

LAMP

Aka “Look At Me, i’m Perfect!!”
Refers to a person, usually female, who posts every snippet of their life on instagram considered to be enjoyable by most. i.e. aesthetic selfies, daily beach sunset runs, home workouts, food, etc. They take photoshoots seriously and never show sadness or wacky photos which ruin their “perfect” facade.

LAMPs enter every single online giveaway and seize every free trial opportunity just for the photo op.

Not to be confused by influencers who are the same, but worse and more obnoxious

“How does she have the time and money to be on vacation all the time?”
“She doesn’t, she’s a LAMP”

“She’s all I want in a girl, bro”
“Careful with that one, seems like a LAMP”

by Dmplx November 2, 2021

Lamp

LAMP is a texting term that means “Laughing, As, Much, As possible”

“Kelly is such a dumb bitch, lamp”

by Mic Holder July 7, 2022

Nigga Lamp

When a nigga fucks a girl by a lamp (Nigga Lamp)

That was a gnarly nigga lamp!

by Jacob The Ripper January 21, 2022