Lamp post

One of those things that are always on or off and you never see them turning on or off, it just happens and no one knows how
I've never seen a lamp post turn on or off, have you?
by TamChanUwU November 06, 2021
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Lamp ass

A person male or female, with zero common sense!!

Someone Lacking morals and integrity! They are Self centered and argumentative, even though they don't possess the skills or tools necessary to win any battles of the mind! Someone who can't get out of their own way!!!
God Jane is stupid as a box of rocks!!! Lamp ass mother fucker!
by Cowboy713 March 22, 2023
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lamp hat

'Thats a nice lamp hat'
by Big Bob 123 February 12, 2018
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lamp job

When you’ve “rubbed your girl the right way” (e.g. done something extra nice for her) and she tells you you can blow your next three loads anywhere you want.

It’s like a degenerate genie granting you three wishes.
Baby, that was so sweet of you! I’m gonna give you the best lamp job, just let me know where you want to put it.
by El Gato Fuerte February 22, 2019
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lamp sprunko

someone from the sprunkoments
lamp sprunkoments is cool!
by twothealgebraien June 10, 2025
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Lamp

I forgot to do my homework and got a F...LAMP.
by notyourtherapist November 17, 2020
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Lamp

When you are so friendzoned that you dont Get looked at like boy/girlfriendmaterial. You become so unsexualized.
James: Have you heart it?
Allan:No, what is it?
James: Oliver became a lamp yesterday.
Allan: Oh s*it
by TheCheeseseller March 06, 2018
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