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Lolicop

Officer of the law, whose job is to purely, simply said, shoot down Lolicons. First recorded use of the word was in the song "Lolicons" by Miraie, in 2019. An average 45 year career as a Lolicop would shoot down around 500 thousand cons.
They win on average 8.9 million dollars a year. On their off time, Lolicops enjoy to smoke oxygen. Unfortunately, due to the high addiction rate of oxygen, around 75,000 Lolicops decide to quit their job to smoke it 24/7.
Person 1: Woah, that's a Lolicop over there. His gun is massive! I wonder how many Lolicons he's shot down.
Person 2: He's probably shot down a few tens of thousands lmao.
by teken050 November 4, 2022
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Lolington

A tall man with a Lincoln hat that assaults children
Did u head about the child abuser in town?

Yes, he's a lolington
by Xtreme_Xero November 20, 2022
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lolikhan

A Mongolian or other Central Asian lolicon. Feared by many, a typical lolikhan has served time in prison multiple times, yet they always return for some more degeneracy.
Batzorig: Hey man, that guy's a bit shifty. What do you say?
Khorloogiin: He's a fucking lolikhan. Fucking watches that shit at e-cafes in Ulaanbaatar.
Batzorig: Fuck him then!
by EternalSoldier October 2, 2023
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Really Loling

"LOL" is usually used as a filler in a conversation, something said when other words are unknown. You don't usually actually laugh out loud when you say it... which is why it's even more amusing when people, out loud, SAY "LOL".

"really loling here..." means "I'm actually laughing out loud" so people know that whatever they said was genuinely funny.
John - "Dude, look at the picture of Crystal from the New Years party!"

Ricky - "OMG, I'm really loling, here!"
by Xria January 5, 2010
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american lolita

American Lolita is a fashion trend taken from Vladimir Nabokovs novel ‘Lolita’. This fashion is very cute and girly, alike to the character ‘Dolores haze’. Some wardrobe staples include: crop tops, high waisted skirts, high waisted sailor shorts, gingham, rompers and flowy, retro style dresses. This style can be seen as a subcategory of nymphet fashion. There are many different genres in nymphet fashion. Some people take the more grungy approach, whereas others like to dress like an angelic nymphet. This style is very controversial because the ‘Lolita’ Novel can be seen as a negative connotation.
Person 1: wow that girl looks just like Dolores haze !
Person 2: I know , it’s probably because she’s dresses in American Lolita fashion.
by lololahaze June 7, 2018
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Caca Lolipop

1. A lollipop made from caca that you lick for the great taste of poop.

2. A miniature stick with poop on the end of it.
I licked the shit off the Caca Lolipop
by Gay4Ghosts July 1, 2018
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real time loling

the act of using your bodily movements from laughing to express laughter in a text or IM (slapping the H and A keys while laughing)
Sean: ahahhahhahhahhah
Jake: That was a shaky laugh bro
Sean: it was legit. I was real time loling
by Leberry January 21, 2011
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