"Hey Marty, I think Maggie's beaver loaf has been around for a long time, she cut off a slice for lunch the other day."
by Gwydion June 03, 2004
The act of a woman taking a shit with a man watching and beatin off at the same time. Once she drops the watery load and then man is about ready to unload his load, she gets up from the toilet or any other place she's shitting, and he does the act of "load on load" leaving his semen on her shit
aw man, that bitch had such a hairy and smelly butthole when we were doin a buttered loaf last night
by loafer September 07, 2003
by Josh Byrnes August 31, 2005
Taking a sit down, Poping a squat, or just resting the old keister.
The type of sitting that can only be on a step, or on a bench out side of a gas station. Pitching a loaf is a very popular activity among the old. A loaf pitching team was formed in 1974 by the late Milhouse Carroll. The team inspired many old gas station loiters to convert loafisum, a much less radical group. But by the time word of the team got around, all the founding members had passed away right in their loafing spots. Loafing is not limited just to the old and decrypted, it can be done by a boss, or those old at heart. But a word to the wise, don't take loaf pitching lightly, because its not just an action, its a way of life. As told in the timeless words of Milhouse Carroll, "Once the loaf has started, You and your bench, will never be parted."
The type of sitting that can only be on a step, or on a bench out side of a gas station. Pitching a loaf is a very popular activity among the old. A loaf pitching team was formed in 1974 by the late Milhouse Carroll. The team inspired many old gas station loiters to convert loafisum, a much less radical group. But by the time word of the team got around, all the founding members had passed away right in their loafing spots. Loafing is not limited just to the old and decrypted, it can be done by a boss, or those old at heart. But a word to the wise, don't take loaf pitching lightly, because its not just an action, its a way of life. As told in the timeless words of Milhouse Carroll, "Once the loaf has started, You and your bench, will never be parted."
by obey123omega January 12, 2009
The act of opening a fresh loaf of bread, flatulating inside, and resealing the bag for later discovery by friend, roommate, host of a dinner party, etc.
by Uncle Maddog May 24, 2010
by Sweater Lad November 25, 2006
A man with the first name Nick and earns the last name Loaf. A Nick Loaf is a sweet, intelligent and very amusing boy/man who brings joys to lots of his friends. Any one can be a Loaf (example Michael Loaf) one most just try hard enough. A Nick Loaf also has a bread loaf sized peepee.
Person 1: “Yo you’re being really chill today Nick.”
Person 2: “Aw he’s just being a Nick Loaf.”
Person 1 and Nick: “A Nick Loaf?”
Person 2: “Yea it’s like a super chill and funny Nick.”
Person 2: “Aw he’s just being a Nick Loaf.”
Person 1 and Nick: “A Nick Loaf?”
Person 2: “Yea it’s like a super chill and funny Nick.”
by Nick Loaf June 22, 2018