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[Llama]

a firecrotch who chews their gum with unneccessary movement similar to the way a llama would chew. This person hates the world and wheres ugly yellow pants and polka dot shirt.
Aaron angerly stomped away to the counselor's office from Mr. Arrants' Alg. 1 class because she was called a llama.
by CB & SA February 27, 2009
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Llama Palooza

A hord of llamas all eating the same cheese sandwich in a room filled with local whores strapped up to a giant hemeroid on some guy's butt. The hemeroid should have puss spewing out of it for the ritual to be a sucess.
yeah me and tim are going to a llama palooza later. you in?
by 7'1'' George Washington January 9, 2008
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shave the llama

to shave one's genital area, esp. female
wow, damn man, she shaved her llama last night!
by cd999 March 3, 2003
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Mr. Llama

An underground porn lord who markets his product towards adolescents and infants. He calls his merchandise "Llama Candy" and frequently tries to hand out ordering forms which he has on his person at all times. He also has an anonymous partner who supplies him with all sorts of degrading footage for free.

He also carries a Sniper Rifle which has never hit it's target.
"Man I wish I could watch Bang My Butthole Episode Five but I can't find it anywhere"

*Mr. Llama slinks out from underneath the ass of a rock (Yes, I said it, the ass of a rock) With a paper in his hand.*

"Sign this, and all your dirtiest Paris Hilton related wet-dreams will come true..."
by Mike Ledda April 21, 2006
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llama talk

spitting game, telling "them" what they want to hear.
girl 1: girl tyler said he love me yesterday
girl 2: girl he just talkin that llama talk. you know telling you what you wanna hear.
by jamela b December 31, 2008
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llama spit

only the absolute funnyest thing that can happen to someone else.
bob: HAHAHAHAHAHA you just got llama spit on you HASHAAHAHHAHAHA

jon: its not funny *sadness*
by screamer36432 July 23, 2011
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rock my llama

A phrase used to express an ecstatic love for something that is worthy of awe.
1 "Tenacious D rocks my llama!"
2 "You rock my llama!"
1 "my llama spits on you."

this sequence of dialog makes less sense the more you read it this in itself makes it rock your llama. Now go turn on your screamo songs, you emo son of a bitch and start screaming "YOOOUUU ROOOOCCCKK MMYYY FUUUCCCKKINNG LLAAMMAA!!!" And if you aren't on something while you read this. Then I take pitty on you for having missed out on something that would have rocked your llama.
by Starvin Marvin December 16, 2007
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