Lance's are the type of people to get good grades but say they're dumb. They always have a right hand man that has a somewhat common name (ex. Troy, Eric, etc.). They are usually good at acting dumb around some people and the smart around others.
by shorteater69 December 3, 2021
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Friend 1: Hey did you see Lance today?
Friend 2: Yeah, I did. He's starting to act like those Skyrim NPCs though....
Friend 2: Yeah, I did. He's starting to act like those Skyrim NPCs though....
by Murica4004 February 12, 2024
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by garbageandtrash March 12, 2024
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A 5 foot tall guy that has a switch set to over one hundred percent all the time, to where the guys on his basketball team don't really want to be around him when they're not on the court. He became forever connected to the person that injured his kidney, because he played the rest of his games with one kidney, and feom then on, could not allow himself to be under one hundred percent effort or human ever again.
Teammates of Lance Ballinstrong- Lance it's 3 am, would you knock it off, we're trying to sleep and get ready for tommorrow's game.
Lance Ballinstrong- I can't let up, I'm five feet tall, I have one kidney, and the steroids keep me up all night, I can't take any time off.
Lance Ballinstrong- I can't let up, I'm five feet tall, I have one kidney, and the steroids keep me up all night, I can't take any time off.
by The Original Agahnim July 3, 2021
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