Land of chips and lager

Land of chips and lagar is the the title of a popular version of the song "Land of Hope and Glory" adapted to suit Cockneys way of life in the United Kingdom. The song first appeared publicly in the TV Series "Spitting Image"

The lyrics of the popular Cockney song:

"Land of chips and lager,
'Ere we go, 'ere we go,
Three Tandoori and chips, then
Hire a crap video,
Oggy, Oggy, Oggy!
Oi! You staring at me?
You're going to get your,
Fucking head kicked in.

You're going to get your,
Fucking head kicked in."

A bunch of Cockney Yobs are at the "Last Night of the Proms" music concert, and as soon as "Land of Hope and Glory" start playing, the yobs start singing along using their version of the words, starting with "Land of chips and lager..." etc

by Coleorton May 29, 2016

lange frans

A conspiracy theorist who uses conspiracy theories to hide their own, devil worshipping, pedophile, nature

Did you hear that guy talking about how the moonlanding was faked? Yes, better be careful, I have heard he is a lange frans!

by Baas B October 25, 2020

Lando Norris

Lanndo Norris is a F1 Mclaren driver since 2019 and has fricken' poduim so far.First Poduim in Austria 2020, second In Imola 2021,third in Monaco 2021 and fourth in Austria again in 2021.
He is also the ultimate meme lord and the King of UNO.He is british,turning 22 on the 13 of November 2021(was born 13 November 1999)
He is also so fricken beautiful and so sweet!!!
We also stan Charlotte so much as she makes sure Lando is ok and doesn't do anything stupid

Do you know the meme lord?

Yes,Lando Norris,who is also the King of UNO!!!!

by _LN.4_MM.19_CL.16_ September 12, 2021

Langar

A hunch back with a small dick who wont shut the fuck up

That kid over there, his name is Finn and he is a fucking langar

by ChillBill668 August 17, 2023

Colombian Landslide

The aftermath of a strong brewed Colombian coffee which results in a stomach-clearing shit-storm. This poo is not like any regular, solid poo; rather, it is a slimey, smooth, and smelly production. Post Colombian Landslide, one may feel 10-20 lbs lighter, happier, and healthier.

"Don't use the bathroom for a while, I had some Chipotle last night and just had a Colombian Landslide in there"

"My stomach hurts, I think I should have a coffee and induce a Colombia Landslide"

by EWMB March 4, 2018

Sri Lankan Government

An on-going fuck up kept alive by a dying boomer generation anxious to milk as many resources as humanely possible.

Did you hear about Hasini's latest screw-up? She really pulled a Sri Lankan Government on that one.

by Made.inSL June 14, 2019

cashout land

When you hit a big win in the casino, take it to cashout land!!

Invented by Sir Kim from the planet DING DING!

Take that to cashout land!

by RoshteinsViewbotManager November 9, 2019