Doing Krista

When you are flyfucking at least 2,5 years.

Also, fucking Krista.

Y'all: "Why is this man pausing brewjob to fuck this poor fly?"
Me: "He's doing Krista, fuggedaboutit!"
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Roomate: "Why is this nice lady nekkid on my friend?"
Me: "She's doing Krista, nothing to worry about!"

by ssphynxx December 17, 2023

Hot krista

The act of slightly seducing someone, but in return recieving an undesired head butt.

I pulled the Ole hot krista on him and now my head hurts.

by RB Money August 20, 2024

National Block Kosta Uzelac Day

Today is the day that you block Kosta Uzelac on snapchat for the rest of the day! It's quite a simple task. You can do it soldiers.

"Omg! Today is National Block Kosta Uzelac Day! You better go block him!"

by Shithead420666 December 2, 2019

vem var det som kasta

Du, det var du som kasta

Person 1 — Vem var det som kasta?!

Person 2 — Det var jag!

Person 1 — Spela upp klippet för mig!!

by gaymemeboi July 21, 2020

Do a Kristan

stimulate one's genitals with one's hand for sexual pleasure.

one sec fellas, gotta go Do a Kristan

by elbananollamo March 21, 2022

Mike and Kristan

The definition of soulmates. They fight for each other, respect one another and love like crazy. They saved each other from the dark and when they took each others hands, they just knew that something great awaited them. They were destined to be together and would ride or die and face whatever life threw at them. Forever wasn’t long enough for their love is what they always said.

That’s so Mike and Kristan, I am so jealous!

by K84 May 29, 2023

El Paso Krista mista

When you’re sitting at the cardio office and you let one rip, but instead of it going out the back it shoots up the front and through the cooter picking up the moisture and becoming a mist.

It’s hot girl, hit me with that good ol El Paso krista mista.

by Drfupaloopah December 30, 2025