Kitty Patrol

When you look out your window seeing if there's any homeless cats outside or looking for the homeless cat you feed regularly.

Dude why are you staring out the window?
Don't bother me right now I'm on kitty patrol.

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Kitty Cat Crunchies

Dried cat droppings and urine absorbed into cat litter. Usually termed once the pet dog is munching out on said litter described above.

I caught the dog munching out on kitty cat crunchies. Gross, but they should totally make a dog food like that. It would sell like crazy!

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Friend: Hey, remember when you were all over Jessica?
You: Nah man, it was just a kitty crush.

Kitty crush by prz February 13, 2015

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After finger blasting a bitch you proceed to place the moistened finger into her ear or any nearby ear

I went to Zubar had a hot pocket then gave a bitch a kitty willy. pussy

Kitty willy by jlumz September 5, 2016

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Cat of 9 tails . a whip with 9 attachable whips with razors. Or ball with spikes.
Like that they beat Jesus with

ALSO
Gorgies play toys

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the wittiest kitty of all. and a sweet phrase to say when u are happy!!!

ben: Hi bro
Mickey: Kitty witty ^_^ Hehehehe
ben: OK ur sweet

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When a guy eats a girls pussy out and she screams and queffs in his mouth.

The kitty litter gave the guy bad breath.

kitty litter by George C October 27, 2004

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