keysexual

Feeling a sexual attraction towards any type of key

“Ohhhh yeah ! I'm going to shove that key in mY hole ! I'm totally keysexual !”

by keysexual January 8, 2016

Dropping Keys

When one listens to music out of boredom,for entertainment,to relieve stress etc.

A.Man,I hella bombed my physics test yesterday. As soon as I found out I instantly started ranting so I started dropping keys to calm the hell down.

by MediocreGopher February 28, 2009

team beta keys

A wonderful group of people that came together to show that a few people can do big things.(like take over) There are always those kids, who, no matter what, have that twinkle in their eyes. Because they're always holding back. We are a gang.

"Hey, are you in Team Beta Keys?"
"yeah..."
"Can you tell me what a beta key is?"
"No.I have no idea."

by tbker September 7, 2008

keyser soze

Aka ROGER "VERBAL" KINT played by Kevin Spacey.

Who is Keyser Soze?

by Beadle September 29, 2003

Sticky Keys

To spunk on your keyboard whilst watching internet porn and getting a bit overwhelmed.

Guy One: Dude, what happened to your keyboard?

Guy Two: Oh, sorry. Got sticky keys.

Guy One: Ew.

by JewsAreTheNewBlack June 8, 2009

Alicia Keys

Alicia's one of the hottest singers out there she's both beautiful and can sing, but she's hella boring and some of the things she says are dumb as hell.

She also has a tat on her lower back which says "think 4 urself"

I was watching some show on TV and Alicia made the strangest comment to another celeb she said "you cool, imma call you smashing pumpkin" so I'm thinking either she's stupid in real life, was high as hell or she was trying to be clever but failed again (see tattoo)

by high rolla April 16, 2005

keyser soze

There is no Keyser Soze.

Keyser Soze does not exist.

by Lakini Malich February 26, 2004