Keith Austin Hernandez

The purest form of God; pure testosterone; made the known universe

At the beginning of time, there was Keith Austin Hernandez. There was never a time where he wasn’t here. He’s always been. You don’t even need a where. Not even a when. That’s how every it gets

I want Keith Austin Hernandez to impregnate me with his holy semen.

by Believer of Keithanism September 9, 2020

Keith the bug

A funny ass night owl who will not cheat on us with the "other fellowship" . He a bug.

Look at keith the bug, hes funny. love u!

by Allie KATTTTTTT April 5, 2022

Keith Diamond Jr

A guy who was born with the gifts of a singer-songwriter, dancer, rapper, & actor. Behind the talented individual is someone who is lonely and looking for love and paranoid if his friends will be there for him or will they leave a scar on him like the last.

If you want someone to relate to or fall in love with? Find Keith Diamond Jr you'll fall in love with him, as a friend or maybe even more.

by Unknown_12345 February 13, 2019

Keithed

To lose something that once belonged to you.

Guy: Oh shit man, my hair is all keithed.

Girl: You should try lemon !

by bobbie5765 February 1, 2023

allison keith

Most amazing gypsy, perfect angel, easy to please! pretty Beautiful

Allison keith is the most gorgeous girl ive ever seen.

Her beautiful blue eyes make me melt.

i love you allison!

by TOOTUM POP January 13, 2009

Brandon Keith Durham

A man packing heat, that no one else could ever compete with. He looks like a greek god, and pulls mad hoes.

Man I wish I was Brandon Keith Durham

by Audon October 9, 2019

Keith

Keith is a beautiful girl. She got an answer to any question! Her smile drives' boys crazy, she's a pure rebel! When it comes to her lover she becomes like a rabbit; yet it's hella cute. Keith is such a fine girl who loves black boys.

Look! It's Keith, she got that damn thicc butt

by MelanieRiver March 3, 2019