Keith Holder

Keith Holder: someone who acts like a bigger penis then they have.
wow that guy is such a keith holder.
by keith holder April 23, 2022
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keith Martin

A sigma of a man. Had a 8 inch pp, all the girls and guys love him. One of the greatest over watch player of all time
Woah that Keith Martin he is a sigma
by Mjbigpp October 26, 2022
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A Keith

A wicked awesome person who always gives way more than he gets . Hes too nice and it usually works to his detriment.
Man did you see what that guy just gave me. He just pulled a Keith
by Randomchick617 March 11, 2019
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Keith Smith

A male/female that normally is found in the countryside, often look like they’ve been struck by lightning. Known for schrumming young boys outside of schools.
Quickly run away there’s a Keith Smith over there!
by Keith1234567654 August 21, 2018
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Keith Barry

An Irish magician known for being extremely pompous and name-dropping at every oppurtunity. Sure, his magic is good - but he's no David Blaine. Releases a DVD every so often to cash in on the fact that people think he is any good.
Keith Barry: So then I did this card trick for Leonardo Dicaprio and he was amazed and I let him hang out with me for a few days.

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Guy #1: Hey did you see Keith Barry's show on telly last night?
Guy #2: Yeah, it'd be good if he wasn't such an arrogant piece of shite. I mean like, he's no David Blaine.
by John DoyleX2006 December 28, 2005
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keith tressler

Guy friends make him harder than a girl ever could.
by Johnpaul77 April 30, 2018
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Keith Lagasse

A bum from central Connecticut whose only goal in life is to go to as many minor league sports as he can whilst complaining on facebook about how he doesn’t have any money for food or a room to sleep in. He puts forth no effort in life to better himself and doesn’t deserve the thoughts and prayers one might feel inclined to offer him.
See that man gloating about taking the bus across Connecticut.

Yeah he’s such a Keith Lagasse
by PeetaMoran August 07, 2023
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