kaleb

the barb on the end of a fishing hook

It's not the hook that hurts, it's that fucking kaleb.

by Lamont Hepburn July 12, 2005

Kaleb

Kalebs are usually creepy bitches that go for destiny

Aye, you are such a Kaleb

That is offensive

by Eddie!!!!!! August 19, 2016

Kale Bail

When one is eating vegan food with a friend and forgets money. The other friend then helps or bails them out.

"Molly Hawkey totally Kale Bailed me when I forgot my wallet at Cafe Gratitude. She is such a nice lady." - Genevieve Jones.

by Morgan Spurlock January 8, 2012

Kaleb

Kaleb is a trash bag on the street. If you ever like a Kaleb RUN!!! He will treat you like shit and fight with you all the time and then when he breaks up with you tells you that you made the mistake when really we all knew he was the one cheating🤷 ♀️ Kalebs like to be gay with their best friends so WATCH OUT!!!! You never know what your getting into when you date a Kaleb. Point.Blank.Period.

Look it’s kaleb the trash back that cheats on girls😂

by Xxxtentacion🙂 June 27, 2019

Kaleb

A guy, typically in high school who is pretty short and only plays fornite ; always wants nudes and has a big dick.

Dude have you seen Kalebs dick?! Its huge!

Kaleb always wants nudes from me, ugh.

by yodleboy12 May 29, 2018

Kaleb

A little bitch who loves a lot of dick and to receive anal. Kaleb is the lowest point in society, a slave or flunky for all above him which is basically everybody in the world even that piece of dirt under you he is lower than that.

See that boy Kaleb he is a little bitch, you know he likes to eat dick and booty

Kaleb is my flunky he is lower than dirt and loves dick

by Braith March 17, 2018

kaled

A guy with no hairline and a guy who puts himself on top of everyone else.

Person 1: That kaled looks so sad
Person2: It's probably because he ain't got a hairline

by Superlitfamboy June 8, 2018