mike kaelin 

This motherfucking cunt, ass, hoe. He loves fucking young girls ( his daughter ), but hates fucking his wife. Sleeps with his no titty daughter in hotel rooms and loves getting boners from big g’s volleyball shorts during volleyball games. He’s a goddamn hore. Jacks off in all public bathrooms. Loves to rape people.

I just popped a Mike Kaelin when I fucked that girl last night.

mike kaelin by mike kaelin June 1, 2018

Dirty Kaelahn 

When some ones ass and rip their pants off without consent

He dirty Kaelahned me

Dirty Kaelahn by raiderkae October 27, 2021

M'kaela

Mid.

This burger was M'kaela

M'kaela by cojoejm February 19, 2022

Plastik Kælling

A danish slang word for a woman who undergo several cosmetic surgeries to follow a "Beauty Standard" but instead end up more ugly.

They are also often married to much older rich men.

Hun er også en plastik kælling!

Plastik Kælling by woober1236 January 13, 2026

Cooper loves kaelynn more 

It’s a proven fact that cooper loves kaelynn more than anything on this planet or known to this universe cause it just is

Cooper loves kaelynn more than anything

Cooper loves kaelynn more by 69696969686968 May 6, 2019

biology of Kaeli page 16 

Biology of Kaeli page 16 says Kaelis love Lucas more and Lucas love Kaelis. It’s science. Scientifically proven right here.

Luca you think you love Kaeli more? Go read Biology of Kaeli. Page 16 says it all. Biology of Kaeli page 16 says Kaelis love Lucas more and Lucas love Kaelis. It’s science. Scientifically proven right here.

biology of Kaeli page 16 by Lunaasaurus May 28, 2023

Ka'el 

This guy is funny mysterious and annoying at times he makes u laugh because he is da guy

I have mixed emotions for Ka'el bca he is so funny but annoying aswell

Ka'el by Barton 4 real September 5, 2019