Kyle

A wannabe white rapper who wears ONLY Cookie Monster apparel and sometimes sings country but also dumps his GF on Valentine’s Day.

Don’t be a Kyle..

by NoodlesofOodles January 27, 2021

Kyle

Kyle is someone who lives off of Monster Energy drinks and loves getting jacked up on Fireball and Monster Energy mixed together. He skate boards, rides dirt bikes and quads, and thinks he’s a natural badass. He has no job and usually does graffiti for money. Kyles are normally seen at the Monster Energy headquarters.

Did you see that guy shot gunning a Monster Energy? His name must’ve been Kyle.

by dawsonwalker316 July 24, 2019

Kyle

Kyle is fucktard (I say this with love) who can make you laugh to the point of crying. So what do you do if you meet a Kyle, well chances are you he is not going to open up any time soon. Many don’t want to burden other with their endless thought and ideas.

Kyle’s a fucktard, but a loveable one.

by Suspect Fresh May 29, 2019

Kyle

Kyles shy yet confident personality will make you curious. You will want to get to know him even though he is not the most attractive person. When you get to know him, you find out how silly he can be. A tall and cute athletic guy. Humble but very good at sports. A good listener and a good friend, will always be there for you to give you advice or listen. Kind to those who are kind. Might have stupid friends but they balance each other out. You end up finding Kyle very sexy and attractive at his confidence yet humbleness, and how good he is at sports and always seems to be in a good mood. When Kyle is sad, you want to help him be happy. Someone you truly care about. Can be awkward in a very cute way. Deserves the best.

Kyle is so awkward but it is cute!

by hollaatme April 18, 2020

Kyle

A person who rides skateboards and drinks alot of monster and is an asshole

P1.bro your such a kyle
P2.im not a kyle. I don’t drink monster
P1.your currently drinking a monster will skating

by Isthatagamergirl November 20, 2019

Kyle

A super kind friend who is always willing to kick the shit out of someone for you. He’ll always have your back even if no one else does. Kyle is a very loyal guy who may get hyped up on mt. dew from time to time but is pretty laid back for the most part. Kyle knows how to make someone laugh even at the dumbest shit. If you have a Kyle in your life make sure you don’t let him go because no one is as good of a friend as he is.

I’m so lucky to have Kyle as my friend

by Shortie04 December 18, 2019

Kyle

Now Kyle isn't a person Kyle is an idea. Kyle is like an emotion but not quite there yet.

I'm feeling very Kyle this morning

by KyleandFriendsCo January 4, 2020