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Pulling a Kirk 

When a Joke has Become slaughtered To where it is no longer funny after You have pulled a kirk a person must either say one of the following.
A. "My Truck is better"
B. "Tires make the world go round and girls are obstacles and tires help you avoid those obstacles"
Knock Knock whos there
Me
Me who
Let me in its cold'
hahahahaaha
(random person) Yea Its like negative 40 out here <- Killed it
Dude your pulling a kirk
Pulling a Kirk by mjkoolj1828 March 22, 2011
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William Shawn Kirk 

A male lover. Good with the females, but prefers to eat out a dude. Professional rawdogger, he’s all about the hustle. Related to Shawn Kirk I, the first king of Chile. Tries to shape his head like a rectangle, an interesting beauty tactic.
Hum diddly dee, that William Shawn Kirk is an ugly ass motherfucker. How does he pull so many dudes? I wish I could be a William Shawn Kirk.
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A Kim or a Kirk 

A family member that has lost their way; that is no longer adhering to the values taught at the kitchen table; that is not living by those values or being a supporting member of the family
My sister in law is being A Kim or a Kirk. She won't even listen to my truth or be there for me as family should be.

Bhutanese shrimple kirk 

To Bhutanese shrimple kirk is to commit the act of watching Star Trek while inserting one’s phallus into a seafood platter. Primarily done in Bhutan this act gained its signature name Bhutanese shrimple kirk

Verb: bhutanese shrimple kirking
Yo dude last night was crazy Eric started Bhutanese shrimple kirking

A Charlie Kirk

Sexual; the act of giving or receiving a substantial cumshot to the throat.
"I totally gave that bitch a Charlie Kirk last night after the party, dude!"
A Charlie Kirk by Vic Freeze September 10, 2025

International Charlie Kirk day 

The International Charlie Kirk Day is the day that Charlie Kirk got assassinated in Utah. It's a day where we pay respect and pray for a brother in Christ.
It's International Charlie Kirk day today, lets pay our respects.

Shooting Charlie Kirk

(verb) shooting heroin, doing coke and ketamine all at the same time
I was Shooting Charlie Kirk last night and now I can’t see out of my right eye
Shooting Charlie Kirk by HNLB September 26, 2025