Sparkly Ketchup

What that stupid ad for grammarly keeps reminding us of. Like wtf

by omgyamisobored January 24, 2024

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Fancy Ketchup

Term used to describe when you collect period blood with a pipette.

Friend 1: "Yo this burger slaps, what did you put on it?"
Friend 2: "Just my girlfriend's Fancy Ketchup."

by WaffleDude October 19, 2020

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by ¥en Ashiyo July 23, 2022

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The results of crapping a mixture of shit and blood, resulting in a very unpleasant smell.

"Hey bro, don't look in the toilet, the bowls full of ass ketchup!"

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A sexual position where a guy has sex with a woman in either her ass or pussy until she bleeds and then makes her lick it off his cock.

Hey Anthony, what did you do last night?

I got this girl to do an Ass Ketchup with me and it was amazing but she was quite toothy.

by BigBojo February 22, 2022

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When one attempts to finger a Woman who, unknowingly begins her period so when you remove your fingers it looks like you dipped them in ketchup.

Man I was with my girl last night and she gave me a bad case of ketchup fingers.

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Menstration blood, found on surfaces other than underwear.

I took Sylvia home last night, and she left me a nice patch of cajun ketchup on my bed.

by TheRealSoap March 17, 2014

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