Stirring the ketchup

Female masturbation while on her period.

"My man don't wanna touch me when I'm on the rag so I just end up stirring the ketchup."

by SameKindofStupid November 15, 2018

Ketchup addict

Someone who puts ketchup on everything and like the smell of ketchup. Like the color red

Julian is a ketchup addict because he put spicy ketchup on his soup

by The real23 September 12, 2017

Ketchup

One of the two traditional ingredients in fry sauce. Can also be used as a condiment for grilled cheese sandwiches. Often used incorrectly on hot dogs, fries, eggs, burritos and other, non-grilled cheese foods.

This restaurant does not have fry sauce. They only have ketchup.

by LDSBCFan January 5, 2018

KETCHUP CAT

A creature so vile they will defile hashbrowns by loading a mountain of ketchup on them. This is typical of the domesticated game playing Cat of USA.

He liked ketchup everything. Ketchup smeared on his hash browns, bananas and body. He was a Ketchup Cat.

by CivilWarForAll November 14, 2020

Ketchup

Ketchup is a plastic dog who is 9 years old. He lived with a famous punk rock band until they drowned him

RIP ketchup

by stream calm March 31, 2020

ketchup on your fashion

when you have a very fashionable outfit and then put on something that is very clashing.

or

When someone is wearing something similar to your outfit but they make it look terrible.

That sweater is Ketchup on fashion.

or

Fucking Vanessa is ketchup on your fashion.

by impulse101xxs January 16, 2011

Ketchup and Mustard

When you're having a conversation with someone but you keep accidentally going down different side topics until you forget what the original topic was

Friend 1: Yeah so I was hanging out with Catherine earlier-
Friend 2: Yo you saying Catherine reminded me about this cool thing that she did
Friend 1: bro don't Ketchup and Mustard this, let's get back to the main point

by Grimmarl July 7, 2025