joke ting

When your in a bad situation something would be referred to as a joke ting
"bruv, weve been waiting in this queue for 40 minutes now"

"I know , its a joke ting"
by foreverl0st January 15, 2018
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Joke Sniper

A person who kills or "snipes" a joke that was previously funny. Usually by adding their own comments that make no sense.
"I don't know how anybody could ruin a joke about somebody wearing a fanny pack but the joke sniper sure did."
by Opie Logrun July 03, 2007
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Joke Buddy

a person who shares your response (laughter) to a humorous situation or joke, therefore providing validation, making the situation or joke actually funny.
Without a joke buddy, you're just an ass laughing at something nobody else finds funny.
by ChasRat13 May 28, 2009
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broke as a joke

1.crazy po' like a mofo 2. no loot. 3. tough finicial times 4. need a brotha/sista to help out with cash. 5. so po' fo sho, you know.

Scott: Hey Jim, got any loot?
Jim: No, dawg, I'm broke as a joke.
Scott: That ain't no joke, foo.
Jim: True dat, fo real, pimp.
by Jimmygtp13 October 29, 2007
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Bad Joke

This definition is not funny nor is it true. Why the hell are you looking up bad joke on the Urban Dictionary?
by Vincepti0n May 01, 2016
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Fatherless jokes

Fatherless jokes are painfully unfunny and annoying
Anyone who uses fatherless jokes are irrelevant idiots
by edwardcenteno July 20, 2021
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Joke failed

A short phrase that you can say when somebody's joke ''fails''. This could be due to nobody laughing, or you just not finding the joke funny. This could also be after a long period of this person trying to be funny and consistently failing at it. A consistent calling out of somebody's jokes failing is proof of that person being unfunny. This person needs this, so that they can understand and improve their behaviour.
Mateusz: Louis is so short, that climbing one step, is like climbing Mount Everest.

Felix: Joke failed, you're just not funny dude, it's the 5th time today.

Louis: Yeah, quit trying to be the funny guy
by Bundinkalegend May 21, 2022
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