A swedish World of Warcraft gamer who is seen as a hero amongst teens and adults. He thought us that WoW is just like real life. and that leather sheets can't have a level, it can have a required level but not a level.
WoW jocke: World of warcraft är precis som riktiga livet, till exempel här kan man va, här kan man va, här kan man va. Precis som riktiga livet, här kan man va , här kan man va, här kan man va.
by Wowjocke May 20, 2019
The art of being so enslaved by the penis that she will do anything that the owner of the penis tells her too. Considered to be the opposite of pussy whipped.
Yo, can you believe that his girl will do anything he tells to?
Seriously, she goes yesterday and drove 120miles because he felt like a ice-cream sundae. She was late for work, all he did was give her a go.
Yeah dude, she's been properly Cock-Jocked!!
Seriously, she goes yesterday and drove 120miles because he felt like a ice-cream sundae. She was late for work, all he did was give her a go.
Yeah dude, she's been properly Cock-Jocked!!
by DeadManWalking February 15, 2018
Someone of non Scottish origin who has lived in Scotland long enough to pick up the language,slang and mannerisms of a Scot and to the non Scots ear may sound Scottish but is infact not.May even on occassion claim to be Scottish.Usually given away by a twang of their original accent,a healthy complexion or lack of ginger hair.
"Plastic" as in fake.
"Jock" as in commonly used slang for a Scotsman.
"Plastic" as in fake.
"Jock" as in commonly used slang for a Scotsman.
by Haggis0 July 07, 2009
Also known as Jock's Delight, this beverage consists of any flavor of Gatorade mixed with rum. Results in speedy intoxication. Loved by jocks, because they are used to drinking Gatorade 24/7.
Tim: Hey Seth you want to party tonight?
Seth: for sure!
Tim: Down for some Jock Juice?
Seth: Aren't I always?
Seth: for sure!
Tim: Down for some Jock Juice?
Seth: Aren't I always?
by Larry Meathead May 31, 2007
by Eye to the Tron February 01, 2008
Often refering to a freakishly large, monster sized, big black continental African, Elephant caliber member.
Most commonly used to describe the act of being ass raped by a Sudanese Elephant dong. The orignators of this term, while working in the Bering Sea, commonly used this term to emphasize how shitty something is.
or
A beer drinking game, using Keystone Lights' "Can-Hole" case. While creating effing ridiculous rules as you go.
Most commonly used to describe the act of being ass raped by a Sudanese Elephant dong. The orignators of this term, while working in the Bering Sea, commonly used this term to emphasize how shitty something is.
or
A beer drinking game, using Keystone Lights' "Can-Hole" case. While creating effing ridiculous rules as you go.
We have been taking 40ft waves all day. "I know, we are getting boom jocked."
This weed sucks, that dealer straight boom jocked us.
Were almost out of beer, fucking "BOOM JOCKED".
I'm getting Boom Jocked by my slutty, whore of an ex-wife in divorce court.
My chemistry teachers final examination was a thorough boom jocking.
Dont steal that car, or else your gonna get fucking boom jocked in prison.
This weed sucks, that dealer straight boom jocked us.
Were almost out of beer, fucking "BOOM JOCKED".
I'm getting Boom Jocked by my slutty, whore of an ex-wife in divorce court.
My chemistry teachers final examination was a thorough boom jocking.
Dont steal that car, or else your gonna get fucking boom jocked in prison.
by PartyboyTSIRedNeck July 06, 2011
Jock Socks are what nerds, geeks, or people who hate jocks/sporty people Call crew socks (preferably Nike Elites) or any type of basketball sock.
Burt: "Hey did you did you see Jacob walking around in his jock socks?"
Andy: "I know they are so stupid!"
Andy: "I know they are so stupid!"
by bandit dewski February 23, 2015