Jocke

Ett dampbarn som inte har något like, är arg över att han heter ”Jocke”.

”ÅÅÅÅOOOH JAG HETERRRRR JJJOOOOCKEEEE” - Jocke
”Fan vad Jocke ska vara arg då” - Jockes ”kompisar”

by Åffe October 9, 2020

mop jockey

n. Person, most commonly hispanic males, that decided to persue the Custodial Arts as their career of choice. See also janitor or squeegee master.

We all want to graduate from high school so we don't have to become mop jockeys or jizz moppers.

by Birdielin14 September 14, 2008

pencil jockeying

when an overpaid lawyer deliberately manipulates paperwork so that a client is dismissed of his/her charges and walks away from a situation that they were guilty of.

Can you believe all the pencil jockeying that goes on in the american judicial system today?

by Mickey Darling August 4, 2009

Joker-San Female Rating System

This rating system originated in the bowels of Las Vegas by one of the city's finest and foremost authority on the quality of the female population of Las Vegas underground. Ranks are as follows(from highest to lowest):
Scab Cracker
Gash
Fuckbag
Cum Tanker
Drink Tickets
Gas Money.

This rating system is not limited to Las Vegas at all. It is currently being used by all the "Urban Peeps" in Hawaii.

"When we get to the club, lets use the Joker-San Female Rating System. My Gash is on vacation, so I wouldn't mind takin' home a couple of Fuckbags tonight. Or maybe a Drink Tickets or Gas Money if I get too hammered"

by SP00NS October 7, 2007

joker

I fairly mild insult, that can represent (a) anger over someones more than likely ignorant action
(b) similar to fool

"Man I told that joker, I was going to get off work at 5 o'clock"

"Look at that joker, he tryin to ride his motorcycle up that steep hill, watch him fall down"

by DetroitSlang May 15, 2003

knob jockey

Meaning 1.
A Homosexual man that rides the knob/head of the penis to minimize penetration/painfulness during anal intercourse.

Meaning 2.
A anal retentive (tight assed) person that won't do a friend a small favour. The payout factor is that usually during sex the entire penis (shaft and knob) penetrates or is riden. This meaning suggests that via being a knob jockey and not a cock jockey that they are not giving the other party the satisfaction of riding the entire shaft rather than just the knob. Somewhat of a bastard.

Example 1.

Dude, I heard Rodney is a knob jockey.

Example 2.

Frances, fuck that man is so tight with is cash. Fucking knob jokcey.

by TROYum May 4, 2005

swagger jacker

a swagger jacker is person that takes someone else's ideals and claim's them to be his/or hers.

Jesse iz a fuckin' swagger jacker

Zhmir iz swagger jackin' the shit of Jim Jones

by ijeM naitsabeS February 5, 2007