Jason Moore

A beverage which consists of 1/2 lemonade and 1/2 Sprite.

The taste is described as similar to a "half-carbonated lemonade."

*Snaps fingers*

Pardon me, Waiter, but could you please bring me a Jason Moore. Thanks.

by JasonMooreNo1Fan September 21, 2016

jasonmccqnn

JasonMcCqnn is one of the best people on twitter pls navya is funny, BEAUTIFUL, my daddy ;) and my wifey. DON'T GO NEAR HER

anyone: JasonMcCqnn is the best justin account on twitter.
me: agree

by whocaresxbiebs November 6, 2020

Jason Pike

Noun: A person who avoids work or effort

Man you are such a Jason Pike

by Bob Flanagan September 29, 2013

jason alexander

A childhood friend of Britney Spears who married her for a day after a A LOT of drinking.

Often mistaken for the Seinfeld guy.

Did you hear that Britney married the fat dude from Seinfeld?

NO WAY!

by FreePablo January 6, 2004

jasoncarpothesis

To be reverse cross-eyed.

A main character in Ed Edd n Eddy named "Ed" usually has jasoncarpothesis.

by Wezinator35 June 17, 2016

jason roy

adj. for when you suck at life

Don't be such a Jason Roy no matter how bad your life is.

by Silverio Cadiao November 21, 2016

Jason Bourne

When your girl catches you cheating red handed so you pretend that you've suffered massive amnesia and you have no clue who you are or who she is.

My girl walked in on me with the cleaning lady earlier so I had to go full Jason Bourne on her

by LongLiveTheMountie January 30, 2017