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Jahseer

Jahseer is that one nigga that would steal yo bitch. There is no bitch alive that is safe from a nigga named Jahseer. He always has rizz and could definitely bag IceSpice 💯

He most likely plays football or basketball
That nigga named Jahseer would take your bitch Jaycen
by KING 💚💚💚 November 2, 2022
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Jared Syndrome

Jared Syndrome is when someone says they'll be right back, but never returns .
Tony - "Yo, get on Minecraft"
Garry - "Alright, give me a second"
**1 hour passes**
Tony - "Garry has Jared Syndrome"
by xgrabbitz January 26, 2023
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Jared Moskowitz

Jared is a 7 foot tall Jewish man who knows 22 languages…including mandarin. He weighs 300 pounds of pure muscle and can be a bit of a herb. Has 12 fingers but knows how to use them and will whisper things in your ear that you just have to laugh off cause you can’t hear him…This is Jared
by Lovelove3412 February 14, 2023
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Jaredd

Jaredd is a long haired stoner type who willl out smoke you. Also has a massive cock.
Hey im jaredd we boolin.
by Lumacious June 21, 2023
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JARED

A very nice and cool nickname for the name Jayden. It is commonly used in Denmark. The origins of why they love the nickname Jared is unknown. However, It is believed that a long time ago, there was a Slavic man named Jayden who lived in Greenland was very fond of that name because the 2nd syllable is "red" which is the color found in the Dannebrog (Danish flag). When you meet a Danish guy whose name is Jayden, call them Jared they will absolutely love it!
Person 1: My name is Jayden but you can call me--
Person 2: Jared! I know *winks*
Person 1: *blushes*
by yådanishcitizen September 17, 2023
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Neil Jansen

White guy who enjoys Star Wars music and running over children.
Aaron: Did you see that guy who ran the kid over?
Ryan: Yeah bro, that’s Neil Jansen. I wish he would hit me with his car!
by Hubala nana April 25, 2019
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hot Jared

When you Saran Wrap your ball sack to your neighbor’s nostrils then hop on your riding lawn mower and drive into town.
I had to hot Jared my coworker because he didn’t do his TCP reports.
by Frumpee September 3, 2022
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