jake

an amazing guy that is really funny and really adorable that you cant help but love .

wow, i really want a jake (:

by kaylan March 13, 2008

Jakes

What gangs in England like to call the feds

Yo don't go out the house the Jakes are on the block fam

by TheRealDMK June 1, 2019

Jake it

To be a pussy about things

When it was time for the crew to start working almost all of them decided to jake it

by Bossman65 January 28, 2021

jakes

Police, cops, 5.0, fuzz. Often used by MC's.

A fugitive with two attempts
Jakes had no trace of the face, now they drew a print- Nas

by Laysaton January 10, 2005

jake

He will play with your feelings, but will never be straightforward about how he really feels. He will always respond to serious questions with "what do you mean", or "don't worry". A jake is good for a hookup or fling, but a committed relationship with a jake is a very rare occasion.

Lisa: Omg i'm in love with jake
Evie: Girl, watch out he's a jake remember

---------- 1 week later -------------

Lisa: *crying* Jake got with me then never spoke to me again

Evie: Dont make me say I told you so, but I did.

by lopsided cucumber April 15, 2020

jakeing

Alternative for jk (just kidding).

Person #1: Yo this new Cardi B song is pretty dope!
Person #2: Ew what the fuck is wrong with you?
Person #1: Nah bro, i’m just jakeing.

by MakuTV September 13, 2019

jakeness

T3h Jake, Jakester, JakeMeister, Your God and Messiah to name a few of his other names. This is the name of greatness, guaranteed to pwn you without a second thought. You are powerless against his rapier wit and charming looks, men cower, sluts languish dejectedly due to his disinterest, but be careful... the jakehugger is a specially devised mechanism that can be cast upon you withouta thought and will inflate your ego to dangerous levels!

Jakeness: omgz ur so l337
Ron: i wurship u jakeness

by Cass February 13, 2005