Justine

a gorgeous French girl who looks a lot like Angelina Jolie. and has a cat named Luna.
You can call her Mrs.Fox.
She has the ability to read people's minds, control the weather, and see into the future.
She speaks 900 different languages, knows the answer to the Riemann Hypothesis, and the logarithm behind google's search engine.
She taught Uma Thurman how to fight, Michael Jackson how to dance, and Freddie Mercury how to sing.
She introduced Bob Marley to marajuana, and showed Jimi Hendrix how to play the guitar.
Bob Dylan plagerized from her.
Brad Pitt, Johnny Depp, and Jude Law once fought over her autograph.
Sadly for them, it is also rumored that she and a demi-god named Albert Hauva are madly in love.
She is the only person in the world whose poop smells like your favorite fragrance.

Dont even try cus she's a Justine.

I wish I was Justine

by - THE UNITED NATIONS - April 24, 2010

justin

1. an awesome dude who could take over the world
2.genious
3.has tons of friends

person 1: i just got back from taking over the world and curing the common cold with my 67630 friends

person 2: You're a real justin

by Larry apple potato January 9, 2009

Justin Bieber Syndrome

It's a syndrome where little girls vigorously defend fellow "singer" Justin Bieber and say that he is "the best musician in the world". Along with that claim, most Bieber fans hate rock and metal music, and say that rock 'n roll/metal is music for "devil worshipers".

Most Justin Bieber fans also like: The Jonas Brothers, Naked Brothers Band, Tokio Hotel, Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez, Taylor Swift, Lady Gaga, Soulja Boy, just to name a few other untalented "musicians".

Justin Bieber fan: OMG JUSTIN IS NO EFFIN HOT I SO WANNA MEET HIM N GIT HIZ AUTAGRAFFFFFFF
Me: You have the Justin Bieber Syndrome...
Justin Bieber fan: NO I DONT!! I JUST GOT MILLIONS OF PICS OF HIM IN MY ROOM AND I HAVE ALL HIS SONGS ON MY IPOD!!!
Me: Precisely.

by JustinBiebersucks June 19, 2010

Justine

Goddess that looks after guys getting drunk in their basement, and keeps them from dying.
Also provides a local taxi service.

Hungover Guy 1: Dude, what happened to my puke?
Hungover Guy 2: Justine took care of it.

by Hungover guy 2 September 17, 2008

Justin Ly

The bestest friend anyone could ever have. He is incredible . He is awesome. Justin is a guy you can trust and count on. He is nice and he's a person who you can never let go of.

Justin Ly: Your the bestest friend ever
you: aww, Thankss you are too .

by Stepfunny December 5, 2011

Justin Bieber Fan

A person who does not know what real music tastes like.

There's a number of people who clicked "Dislike" on the Beatle's "Let It Be" video on Youtube. Those people are Justin Bieber Fans.

A person whose iPod is full of Bieber's songs is a Justin Bieber fan, and yes, he/she does not know what real music tastes like.

by King Kong 129 July 25, 2010

Megan and Justin

2 people who are ment to b with each other for ever

Boy: did you here that Megan and Justin are together?
Girl: really!? How lucky! They will last forever! I wish I was Megan
Boy: I wish I was Justin

by truthis123 May 27, 2011