Jordan 

Has a large fanny. Has odd hair and behaves like one of the female gender.

Dude stop being such a Jordan.

Jordan by JayBeeBeatch September 26, 2010

Jordan 

A TWAT

Person: He's called Jordan, he must be a twat

Jordan by Justonemore September 25, 2013

jordan 

an ugly horse with big teeth,

you can buyjordan grass and she's a horse

jordan by horsieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee October 18, 2010

Jordan 

Jordan (n)- The act of signing out without responding to a question relating to a person's phone number.

this usally happens when someone hits alt F4 to avoid answering the question, equal to being rejected.

person A "I was talking to sally last night and right as i asked her nymber, she pulled a jordan!"
person B "haha serves you right, you creeper."

Jordan by GeorgexOrwell February 13, 2010

jordan 

carmel colored piece of shit!
who sucks dick for a living
and his fat nasty indian girlfriend jess is a SLUTTTTT....

Hey! look that kid is carmal colored, not black, he must be a Jordan!

jordan by heashley May 3, 2010

Jordan 

A whore's hat trick.

Step 1. Find three guys who know each other and each have a girlfriend.

Step 2. Screw each guy without his girlfriend finding out.

Step 3. Make sure none of the guys know they all screwed the same girl.

Clara was pulling a Jordan on Mark, Jeff, and Joey, until Mark's girl caught on and tagged Clara's car "SLUT".

Jordan by DuckSucka! January 30, 2009

Jordan 

Dookie. otherwise known as poop.
a man whose dookie smells so bad it calls for a complete evacuation of the premises.

"oh there is dookie boy jordan... "

Jordan by Dookmiester October 24, 2008