Joke Sniper

A person who kills or "snipes" a joke that was previously funny. Usually by adding their own comments that make no sense.

"I don't know how anybody could ruin a joke about somebody wearing a fanny pack but the joke sniper sure did."

by Opie Logrun August 1, 2007

Joke Buddy

a person who shares your response (laughter) to a humorous situation or joke, therefore providing validation, making the situation or joke actually funny.

Without a joke buddy, you're just an ass laughing at something nobody else finds funny.

by ChasRat13 May 28, 2009

broke as a joke

1.crazy po' like a mofo 2. no loot. 3. tough finicial times 4. need a brotha/sista to help out with cash. 5. so po' fo sho, you know.

Scott: Hey Jim, got any loot?
Jim: No, dawg, I'm broke as a joke.
Scott: That ain't no joke, foo.
Jim: True dat, fo real, pimp.

by Jimmygtp13 November 20, 2007

Bad Joke

This definition is not funny nor is it true. Why the hell are you looking up bad joke on the Urban Dictionary?

This shit's a bad joke nigguh

by Vincepti0n May 23, 2016

Fatherless jokes

Fatherless jokes are painfully unfunny and annoying

Anyone who uses fatherless jokes are irrelevant idiots

by edwardcenteno July 20, 2021

Joke failed

A short phrase that you can say when somebody's joke ''fails''. This could be due to nobody laughing, or you just not finding the joke funny. This could also be after a long period of this person trying to be funny and consistently failing at it. A consistent calling out of somebody's jokes failing is proof of that person being unfunny. This person needs this, so that they can understand and improve their behaviour.

Mateusz: Louis is so short, that climbing one step, is like climbing Mount Everest.

Felix: Joke failed, you're just not funny dude, it's the 5th time today.

Louis: Yeah, quit trying to be the funny guy

by Bundinkalegend May 21, 2022

Coke and Joke

In the U.S. Navy, in some commands, this is a term meaning "break time". You can use the head (restroom), have a smoke, drink a cola drink, share a joke, talk about anything. AKA "Smoke and Coke".

We're in a specialty school and it's 1 o'clock. Time for a Coke and Joke.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice February 28, 2009