Canon I work for pretty simple

It is said by famous tiktoker @loamfy on every meme of a game called criminal case, if you’re gonna use it credit tiktoker @loamfy

Peter: *shows loamfy a criminal case meme*
Loamfy: canon I work for pretty simple

by Loamfy February 11, 2023

Simple Addition

The ability to add simple numbers to each other. Most people learn how to do this in grade 1 or 2 of school.

Friend: "4+1 = 4"
Me: "wtf, can you not do simple addition?"

by Chaarons May 17, 2022

Simple Chapter and Verse

A bible reference that one may use in a real-life situation to simplify a long-winded statement or decision by breaking it down in short form. (a.k.a simple chapter and verse).

Guy 1: You're going.
Guy 2: No I'm not.
Guy 1: Lemme break it down to you in simple chapter and verse, you're going!

by The Wedding Crasher April 29, 2011

Simple

A word that I coined. Refers to anyone who says shit that makes your retard alarm go off.

"David, did you know that water is melted ice?"

"Jesus Christ Joey you're so fucking simple"

by PickledCactus May 8, 2023

Simple Josh

Simple Josh is a term that is used in an instance when an employee has made it a habit of showing up late. Can be used for anyone.

EX: Simple Sarah, Simple Dave, and so on and so fourth.

"Oh, Josh showed up late again!"

"oohh Simple Josh"

by Einherjar101 October 12, 2022

simpled

The art of of getting completely and utterly wasted to the point of no return. You may be there physically, but mentally you are here, there and everywhere. The amount of alcohol is indescribable to the average human being and it is - quite frankly - a rarity to be considered as a person capable of getting simpled. If you are considered one of these people then you are to be considered as nothing less then a simple phenomenon

Last night, I was completely and utterly... simpled.
I’ve had a shit day, I can’t wait to get simpled tonight.

by Denis Rossman February 10, 2021

Simple Logic

Defo an alt for tingles

person 1: Wtf Simple logic stop it
Simple logic: *mean words*

*five mins later as soon as simple logic goes away*

tingles: Omg guys what happened?!

by A very hot person December 9, 2019