Stirring the ketchup

"My man don't wanna touch me when I'm on the rag so I just end up stirring the ketchup."
by SameKindofStupid November 16, 2018
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Ketchup Sex

Andreas knew it was Yoanna's time of the month, but he was still up for a little Ketchup Sex. A nice bit of relish on the hotdog.
by Utsi Schissenhausen February 05, 2020
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You get your dick with your girlfriends shit on it and shove it in her mouth, make her bite down as hard as possible until you bleed cum.
dude i just gave my girlfriend a hot fudge corndog with ketchup on it last night
by funnyzach June 12, 2011
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Pillow Ketchup

The red stuff you find on your pillow after your wife shot you.
by DashiellShatter May 30, 2023
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Ketchup tongue

Licking your girlfriends cooch while shes on her period.
“They went down on me while i was on my period
“So they got a ketchup tongue?”
by PP20 March 31, 2020
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sauce ketchup

Sauce ketchup (also written as "sauce catch-up" or "sauce catchup") is the art of keeping you and your homies up to date on which sauce you like and exchanging good sauce with each other.

Not to be confused with actual sauce, the sauce as referred to here most often means the original source of NSFW content.
*After exchanging sauce*
A: It's important to share and make sure everyone's still on board you know?
B: So like a sauce ketchup?
by Yarrak Obama February 18, 2025
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Ketchup Maid

Individual(s) that show up to Animal Crossing: New Horizon islands covered in "ketchup" and chase other players with axes
My friend Billy had a ketchup maid on his island! He must have been terrified
by GemNYC February 22, 2021
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