Groid's Law states that the level of civility a Basketball-American is capable of is inversely proportional to the distance from other Basketball-Americans, while quantity also being a significant factor. Nothing shames a negro more to his groid associates than being seen speaking in full, coherent sentences amongst white folk.
You may think they're one of the good ones, but you haven't seen Groid's Law in action.
by SyFy January 01, 2021
bread will always fall jelly side down. Example 2: Just when you thought it was safe to wear a white skirt to school, because your period isnt for another week---you end up with a japanese flag on your ass.
by K. A. S. I. E. June 25, 2004
If your pet is laying on you, next to you or anywhere that would disturb them if you got up, you are not allowed to. It is the Paw Law.
Dude: “Hey, come here to the kitchen.”
Chick: “I can’t!”
Dude: “Why not?!”
Chick: “The kitten is sleeping on me. I’m not allowed to get up. It’s the Paw Law.”
Chick: “I can’t!”
Dude: “Why not?!”
Chick: “The kitten is sleeping on me. I’m not allowed to get up. It’s the Paw Law.”
by kristalskulls January 20, 2022
The bullshit law passed in NJ made to screw teens over. Under Kyleigh's Law, all provisional license holders under 21 must buy two red-orange $4 plastic velcro-like stickers to put on each license plate. These stickers were designed to help policemen target teenage drivers more easily. This coincides with the new restrictions set up at the same time, which shortens the curfew to 11:01 PM, and limits the number of passengers in the car to one (parents and guardians don't apply).
1: I was driving home late and the cop pulled me over because he saw my Kyleigh's Law sticker.
2: Fuckin' Kyleigh's Law...
2: Fuckin' Kyleigh's Law...
by mhsk March 30, 2011
Similar to Godwin's Law, Germain's Law states that, in an argument/debate/slanging match, the first person to reference the other person's mother automatically loses.
Guy 1: You totally stole that from a bumper sticker.
Guy 2: It wasn't from a bumper sticker, it was your mum's ass tattoo.
Guy 1: Germain's Law!
Guy 2: It wasn't from a bumper sticker, it was your mum's ass tattoo.
Guy 1: Germain's Law!
by WordsmithNinja March 23, 2009
Girlfriend: Mom, Andrew and I are moving in together
Mom: Oh, you're going to live together before marriage? Great, how I've always wanted a SIN-IN-LAW.
Girlfriend: But we love each other!
Mom: That's great, your love can help keep you warm right alongside the BURNING FIRES OF ETERNAL DAMNATION
Mom: Oh, you're going to live together before marriage? Great, how I've always wanted a SIN-IN-LAW.
Girlfriend: But we love each other!
Mom: That's great, your love can help keep you warm right alongside the BURNING FIRES OF ETERNAL DAMNATION
by green duck butter November 22, 2016
A standing workplace rule that states: Upon completion of your third bowel movement on the same work day, you are immediately excused from work for the remainder of the day. You clearly have larger problems than work to deal with. Go home, get your shit handled and return to work in the morning.
Named after the creator of the law, Calvin Johnson.
Named after the creator of the law, Calvin Johnson.
"That's my third shit today! Calvin’s Law is now in effect. I'll see you guys in the morning... I'm going home."
by TinMonkey August 04, 2014