A hurricane up your gay portal

A bad case of flatulence caused by eating too many onion rings

pungent odour emitting from the anus, caused by root vegatables coated in breadcrumbs or batter

OH my god whats that smell is that a hurricane up your gay portal !!!

by crispy minge August 29, 2010

Gonna bang you like a screen door in a hurricane

I'm going to fuck you like crazy

I'm gonna bang you like a screen door in a hurricane!

by CorvetteChris June 30, 2016

Miami Hurricane

When you receive oral sex while taking a blast of crack cocaine.

Damn she gave me an amazing Miami Hurricane after I met my plug last night

by Crazy blonde freak June 15, 2022

hurricane warning

Hurricane warnings and watches are alerts issued by national weather forecasting bodies to coastal areas threatened by the imminent approach of a tropical cyclone of a tropical storm or hurricane intensity.

Since the hurricane season starts on the 1st of June and ends on the 30th of November shouldn't we be listening for a hurricane warning?

by Benjamin Newell March 4, 2021

Hurricane

When a woman queefs and squints at the same time.

I was eating it so good she hit me with the hurricane. I got the wind and the rain

by A daddy cain March 14, 2025

Hurricane Hangover

Most common side effect from absorbing strikes of the ruthless mixed martial artist Jude Chibuzor aka The Hurricane.

I sure cashed out from the cage fight but the Hurricane Hangover keeps coming

by Xan Xphan December 24, 2021

Hurricane-force tears

(noun): what you tell someone when someone else is struggling to the point of crying large amounts.

you-Oh man i have a 5 page essay to right by 2moro
friend- oh man thats gonna be a struggle, nothing but hurricane-force tears.

by sdousafhuias March 14, 2010