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how long do you take to wake up in the morning?

lightly insulting joke used to ask someone how dumb they are, making a comparison to old and slightly stupid computers, that take a long time to turn on.
that make me ask myself , how long do you take to wake up in the morning? cause how can you say something so dumb so securely..
by jokesasigo_ August 31, 2025
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How I Turned from a Maths Teacher to Wednesday Addams

Famous author Phil Vinnicombe has demanded that all humans read his novel.
Yo bro, install Wattpad right fucking now.

Why?

Stop being such a faggot and install it.

Okay chill out munchkin.

Okay when it's done open the search browser and look up "How I Turned from a Maths Teacher to Wednesday Addams"
by FayTheGoldDigger December 13, 2022
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.9.Do YOu Know How Easy It Is To Catch YOu Lying.9.

.9.Do YOu Know How Easy It Is To Catch YOu Lying.9.
.9.Do YOu Know How Easy It Is To Catch YOu Lying.9.
by Adujasty343 July 17, 2025
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how can I Prepare a PEG solution with a specific concentration (e.g., 10% PEG solution) to induce drought stress.
how can I Prepare a PEG solution with a specific concentration (e.g., 10% PEG solution) to induce drought stress.
by Dejene December 30, 2023
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how did your game change for, I’m going to say the better, when you joined the Mafia with Matt and I? Oh Naur!!! Im turning into Bowie Jane.
by Mechanical_11037 November 12, 2023
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The quote that PSZR (Poverty Stricken Zesty Reach) likes to use the most. Claiming he wasn't at the back of the 7-11 trying to meet up with someone.
ive never been to a 7-11... in how many years... aka When your trying to deny the very obvious allegations used against you.
by Vengeance_💀 February 25, 2026
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