Horizontal hunky funky

a humorous way to describe two lovers are having sex, especially if you walk in on the action

A former fbi agent once told a college class about walking in on two lovers doing the horizontal hunky funky

by strappling May 30, 2022

Horizon player

Someone who smells like corn chips and Mountain Dew and tries way to hard

“Man that guy is a real horizon player he needs to take a break”

by Horizon player 101 September 13, 2022

Horizon

Well, which is it?

Hym "Right, so if we can't see beyond the horizon then is the universe moving or not? Because the horizon is moving and that's what we see when we reference the expansion of the universe but that's not 'the 'universe expanding' so much as it is 'The things withing the universe scattering in all directions.' If the universe is infinite then how do we know whether or not it's moving? I mean, if space and time aren't separate then for time to move forward space-time has to move right? They both have to move for one or the other to move. Right? Which would mean that there has to be an edge... Right? Because if space-time wasn't moving, time would stop and because it hasn't stopped it must be moving. If it's moving then there has to be a place where spacetime ISN'T for the space-time to move into... Right? I don't see how that's not right..."

by Hym Iam March 6, 2023

horizon eye

A term for being able to see long distances.

A magnifier.

binoculars

Katrina uses her horizon eyes to see the moon.

Dad's magnifier gives him horizon eyes

by Up close and personnal March 11, 2023

horizontalitis

N. - the inclination to fill up (‘inflame’) any flat, open surface; ‘clutterize’, or, the desire to lay down no matter the circumstances.

Afflicted with horizontalitis, she was headed for an appearance on Hoarders, as she could not keep any area of her home free of clutter.

He suffered from horizontalitis and took the phrase “laying down on the job” to a whole new level.

by CramApple1999 March 29, 2023

horizontal hypocrite

When someone shuns a group of people while also being in another group of people with the same attributes as the former.

Guy 1: I hate Minecraft fans! They're all kids and cringe.
Guy 2: Aren't you a Roblox fan? Don't you get the same kind of comments? You're such a horizontal hypocrite dude.

by kornelbut July 19, 2024

Horizontally Challenged

Referred to someone that is Big, Fat, Chunky or Wide. Horizontal: parallel to the plane of the horizon

“Christinah Is Horizontally Challenged”
“I know, what a big girl”

by Gaybobs January 13, 2024