When the guy you are dating says he loves you but doesn't do shit for you. He treat you like a hooker
My boyfriend says he loves me but doesn't cut my grass, pay my bills or give me any money. He treat me worse then a hooker because at least a hooker gets paid for blow jobs
by Oh stewardess August 18, 2016
A delightful game in which a hooker is fed dice and then bets are placed on what they will come up as when they are shat out. This can also be adapted to any dice game such as Yahtzee or craps, although it will take a bit longer per roll due to the dice having to pass through the hooker's digestive system and eventually her ravaged anus.
Bob: "You're going to Mystic Lake? What are you going to play there?"
Jack: "I'm just gonna play some Hooker Dice, brah."
Jack: "I'm just gonna play some Hooker Dice, brah."
by angrysuperhawk October 10, 2017
by Pissweed March 18, 2022
A sex worker who deals specifically with fetishes of the nose. This can include urethral insertion, or any other sexual gratification dealing with the nose/snot.
by DJ Dad Mouth July 04, 2019
by fastenfurryous January 24, 2012
He always fucks with hookers. When they roll him he acts shocked as if he's new to their hooker-antics.
by mmeez January 26, 2020
The ATM machine nestled away in a corner of a hotel lobby, often used to procure currency to contribute to a nice young lady's college fund.
"A hundred bucks? OK see you in a bit." Commences to go to the Hooker ATM to withdrawal $100 before going back to his heel room.
by Kong August 18, 2015